Home for the Holidays Transcript (Dialogue Only)
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Home for the Holidays
This is a transcript of the dialogue of the episode Home for the Holidays, as aired, transcribed by Bryn.
Iolaus: Aw, man, am I glad to get out of there for a few days!
Jason: Absolootle! Can't stand being stuck in school when everyone else is home for the holidays!
Lilith: Hey Hercules, are you sure your mom won't mind that you invited us all along?
Hercules: My mother loves company, all right? Hey listen, wait until you guys get ahold of this Thracian casserole, she cooks it in this goat's stomach. Uh, forgetta 'bout it!
Jason: The Feast of Persephone is my favorite holiday, because I get to have big heaping delicious stacks of fish and feta popovers! Ha ha ha!
Hercules: Yeah, we don't usually have those.
Jason: What? Are you crazy? We have fish and feta popovers at the palace all the time! It's a tradition!
Lilith: Uh, Jason? Have you ever had to cook those?
Jason: No.
Lilith: Your hands stink for a week.
Hercules: Well. Hmm.
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Lilith: So, Iolaus. What holiday traditions does your family have?
Iolaus: Ah, you know. Same old, same old.
Hercules: Don't worry, Jason, okay? We are gonna have the wild boar roast...
Jason: It's not exactly a fish and feta popover, now is it, Hercules?
Iolaus: Awww...
Hercules: I said I was sorry about that. Hey look, there's my mom.
Alcmene: Hello everyone!
Lilith: Hey Hercules? Could I go on the boar hunt with you guys?
Hercules: Oh, no, Lilith! No! This is my job! I am the man of the house, you know?
Iolaus: Uh, at least you were.
Lilith: Hercules, who is that?
