1.03 - What a Crockery

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Title What a Crockery Episode # Season 1, Episode 3 First aired September 17, 1998 Directed by Chris Graves Written by Robert Tapert Liz Friedman Summary Iolaus and Jason must return the chalice before Ares destroys Hercules. Ep 3 of 3.

Synopsis

Continued from 1.02 Between Friends.

Places

Ares's Temple
The Pond

Quotes

Ares: I saw what you were warming up.

Strife: Yeah. Is she phat or what?
Ares: Fat? What, are you kidding me?
Strife: No, Uncle, not 'fat'. 'Phat'. She's a real Persephone, you know? Fly. Dope. Def... Groovy? Anyway, I was just--
Ares: Did I give you any indication that I care about your life?
Strife: No.

Ares: Then don't share it, please.

Ares: Question! Where is my mother's chalice?

Strife: Hercules has it?
Ares: And what is Hercules doing with it?

Strife: Accessorizing his personal space?

Ares: Well, Hercules? Your mother has spunk. I hate spunk.

Guides, Scripts, Transcripts, & Reviews

• What a Crockery Shooting Draft
• Whoosh.org's transcript.
• Watch the full episode online at Hulu.com.