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| '''Jason:''' "Guys, guys. Come on, come on. Drink up. We gotta get back to drills."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Relax, it's OK. We still got a few minutes."
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| '''Kora:''' "Jason, this was left for you. Happy Birthday."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "It's your birthday? I-I didn't know it was your birthday. Did you know it was his birthday?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "It's your birthday?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Oh, it's a Corinthian surprise party. You surprise the guests."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Come on, why didn't you tell us it was your birthday?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Well, I didn't want you guys to feel like you had to get me something."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Oh. Good."
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| '''Hercules''' and '''Lilith:''' "Iolaus."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "What? What present do you give a future king?"
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| '''All:''' "Ooh."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Som'in' like that."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Who's it from?"
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| '''Jason:''' "It's from my uncle. These belonged to my father. He used them to break the Barbarian siege."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Really?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "The Barbarian siege?"
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| '''Lilith:''' "Stellar! That was really nice of your uncle to send ‘em to you."
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| '''Jason:''' "Ah-- he knows how much I miss my father."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah, we all do."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well-- these are definitely cool-- all right?"
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| '''Melotheum:''' "Too cool-- for academy wimps."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Hey-- can we help you?"
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| '''Melotheum:''' "You're sitting at our table."
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| '''Lilth [and others]:''' "Oooooh."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Oh-- I'm sorry, I didn't see your name carved on it."
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| '''Jason:''' "That's assuming you _can_ carve your name."
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| '''Melotheum:''' "You academy punks come in here-- and act as if ya own the place!"
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| '''Kora:''' "I own the place, so calm down, Melotheum. We don't have a gladiators' license, yet."
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| '''Melotheum:''' "Hey-- they can stay. It'll just cost ‘em that sword and shield."
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| '''Jason:''' "Really? Why don't you come try and take ‘em?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Hold it, hold it, hold on a second, Jason. Um-- let me just get this straight, uh-- you're willing to fight over a table?"
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| '''Melotheum:''' "Mm-hmm."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well, I can see fightin' over a kingdom."
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| '''Jason:''' "Or fighting for a noble cause."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Or-or to stop outlaws."
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| '''Hercules:''' [Sighs] "But over-- a table. I don't-- know. I-I just wouldn't-- think of that. But, um-- well, if you and this table seem to be so in love, my friends and I wouldn't want to keep you two lovebirds apart any longer. So-- do you wanna be alone-- with the table?"
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| '''Lilith:''' "Yeah, well, we were getting back, anyway."
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| '''Jason:''' "Get goin'. Get goin'."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Listen. Get outta here, birthday boy, all right? We'll take care of it."
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| '''Jason:''' "I'll see you at the academy."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "All right."
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| '''Jason:''' "I'm gonna go polish my-- sword and shield."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Uh-- I don't have any money."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well, I don't have any money."
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| '''Iolaus''' and '''Hercules:''' "Hey, Lilith."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Huh? Oh. Yeah."
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| '''Melotheum:''' "I'll take that sword and shield now."
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| == Act One ==
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| [Fight]
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| '''Hercules:''' "I said we wouldn't fight over a table. I never said we wouldn't defend ourselves."
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| '''Melotheum:''' "You'll be sorry when my brother hears about this."
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| '''Cadet:''' "Wow-- so this is the sword and shield you used to fight off Melotheum and his gang."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah-- all he did was hold it up like this, and off they ran."
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| '''Jason:''' "Ahh-- there was more to it than that."
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| '''Cadet:''' "Cool-- Jason running Melotheum off, all by himself. Wish I could've seen it."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Me, too."
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| '''Cheiron:''' "Time to choose a Dacuuda."
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| '''Cadet's Voice:''' "Dacuuda?"
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| '''Cheiron:''' "Follow me."
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| '''Cadets' Voices:''' "What is he talkin' about?" "What's a Dacuuda?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Ah, he's talkin' Centaur, again. What's Dacuuda?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Don't you ever study?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Not really."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Dacuuda-- it's an award for the student demonstrating the highest ideals of the academy."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "And those would be?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Honor, skill, loyalty-- "
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| '''Jason:''' "-- which automatically leaves you-- out."
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| '''Cheiron:''' "Iolaus-- Lilith-- first test of skill-- one-to-one combat."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Thank you."
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| '''Cheiron:''' "Begin!"
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| [Spar]
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| '''Lilith:''' "Owwww!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Whoa-- sorry, Lilith."
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| '''Lilith:''' "My eyes!"
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| '''Cheiron:''' "Why did you stop?"
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| '''Lilith:''' "I can't see!"
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| '''Cheiron:''' "Lilith-- you must be ready for anything. You must learn to see-- with other senses. Jason-- Hercules."
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| '''Jason:''' "Smooth move, Iolaus."
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| '''Cadet's Voice:''' "Go, guys."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Hope you know how to use those things."
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| '''Cheiron:''' "Begin!"
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| [Spar]
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Ow! Ooh!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Uh, I-- I guess-- that I yield?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Man, that was pathetic."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Yeah, um-- congratulations."
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| '''Jason:''' "I was just lucky. Uh-- my father's things made the difference."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Well, local prince on his way to being Dacuuda."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Yeah, with that sword and shield, nothing can stop you, now."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Hephaestus? It's Hercules."
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| '''Hephaestus's Voice:''' "In the workshop!"
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "There-- fit for a god. So-- what brings you here? Good reason."
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "Huh? My-- private collection. OK. Yeah, I'm real proud of this."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Whoa!"
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "Hey!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Listen, this is way, way, way-- way-- "
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "-- way beyond what any mortal has seen?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Yes."
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "I know."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Oh-- oh-ho-ho. Oh."
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "Oh."
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| '''Hercules:''' "May I?"
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "Yeah."
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| '''Hercules:''' [Whispers]: "Oh-- wow."
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "Oh."
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| '''Hercules:''' [Whispers]: "Could you back up for a second?"
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "Sure."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Whoo! Uh-- well-- this is so light. It's just got such a great balance."
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "My own special alloy-- three times as strong and twice as light as Phoenician iron."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Whoo."
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "Hey-- try it."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Huh?"
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "Yeah-- try it.'
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| '''Hercules:''' "Oh, yeah? All right. Huh, huh? Well!"
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "Drop it."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Drop it?"
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "Trust me-- yeah."
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| '''Hercules:''' "OK."
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "Hey-- trade secret-- magnetic metal. OK. OK. Watch this. OK. Better stand behind me."
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| '''Hercules:''' "All right."
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "Ready?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "OK"
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "OK."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Here we go."
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "Here we go."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Yeah."
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "It's great for fighting dragons!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Or visting Uncle Hades. Yes! Listen, I-- I don't know what to say. You know? How can I repay you?"
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "Hey-- you already have. You stuck by me when Hera threw me out of Olympus. Come on."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Whoa-oh-ho-ho-- and I thought -Jason's_ sword and shield were awesome."
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| '''Jason:''' "Where'd ya get that stuff?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Oh, uh-- just found it in some cave."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Oh, come on, you stealin' from a god?"
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| '''Cheiron:''' "I see you've replaced your sword and shield? I trust you don't think that being Dacuuda-- is about shiny weapons. A Dacuuda must learn to trust his-- or her-- senses. Hercules-- Lilith-- blindfolds."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Thank you. All right."
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| [Spar]
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| '''Lilith:''' "Lost something, Hercules?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Whoo-- well-- looks like I found it."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Hey! How'd you do that?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "How? I'm not tellin' my secrets."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Ow!"
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| '''Cheiron:''' "A Dacuuda must be adept at one-to-one combat under any circumstances!"
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| '''Jason:''' "My father's sword."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Listen, I'm sorry."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Hey-- you busted it."
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| '''Jason:''' "Why're you bein' a hotshot, huh? What're ya tryin' to prove?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Nothin'-- it's just these new weapons. I'm sorry."
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| '''Jason:''' "My father gave me a gift and you don't like it. You're jealous!
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| '''Iolaus:''' [Whistles]: "Man-- whoo-- this sword is ho-ot. Tell you what-- if it were mine-- I would mop the floor with all of you."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well, will you just-- watch it, all right, Iolaus? It's not a toy."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Whoo! Ooh! Eee."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Pig."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Oh, come on, you guys. You're not gonna stay mad at each other forever."
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| '''Hercules:''' "She's right, you know."
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| '''Woman's Voice:''' [In Background]: "Oh, there she is!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Listen, uh-- why don't you let me buy your food-- huh?"
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| '''Jason:''' "I'm not hungry."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Can I have his share?"
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| '''Lilith:''' "Iolaus! Ah-- your lack of sensitivity is amazing."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Hey, listen. Um-- I broke yours, so you take mine. It's only fair."
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| '''Jason:''' "I can't take it."
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| '''Midicus:''' "I can."
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| == Act Two ==
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| '''Hercules:''' "Listen-- I didn't wanna fight your brother, and I don't wanna fight you, OK?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "What is _with_ this family?"
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| '''Midicus:''' "I heard about you cadets and your-- fancy weapons. You say you don't wanna fight? Well, you won't be needin' yours, then."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Uh-- I don't think so."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "I mean, the last thing this world needs is for them to fall into the hands of some-- big-- ugly-- creepy-- funny-lookin'-- "
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| '''Hercules:''' "Iolaus. Hey, I-Iolaus?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "What?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Can you go get me some more water?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "What?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Ah, just please? Trust me."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "OK, but now is a really bad time to be thirsty, Hercules."
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| '''Hercules:''' "I understand. Do this alone. I got myself in this mess."
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| [Fight]
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| '''Midicus:''' "It's just you and me, academy wimp."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Ya had enough?! Do ya yield?!"
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| '''Midicus:''' "Is this what you call a fair fight at the academy?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "All right-- whatever."
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| '''Midicus:''' "That was too easy."
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| '''Hercules:''' [Whispers]: "Think. Think."
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| '''Midicus:''' "Come out, come out, wherever you are! But I'm over-- here.
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| '''Melotheum:''' "Ya put up a good fight, Midicus."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "You turned the tables on him, Herc." [Laughs]
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| '''Kora:''' "Someone get her some water!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Is she OK?
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| '''Lilith:''' "My eyes-- I can't see!"
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| '''Lilith:''' "Guess I'll be getting lots of practice in the blind drill."
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| '''Cheiron:''' "What you need is rest."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well?"
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| '''Cheiron:''' "Only time will tell if she gets her eyesight back."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Lilith can't see. Jason hates me. Iolaus doesn't want me around."
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "Well-- I know how it feels not to be liked."
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| '''Hercules:''' "It's just stupid! Ya know?! It was all about bein' the best! Jason had new weapons, and I wanted better ones, and-- just take ‘em, all right? All they bring is trouble."
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| '''Hephaestus:''' "Well, in that case, I don't want ‘em either!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ah-- thanks. Take care of him for me, will you? Wha?! Huh?!"
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| '''Maximus:''' "Is this the punk?"
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| '''Midicus:''' "Yeah, that's him."
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| '''Melotheum:''' "That's him."
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| '''Maximus:''' "So, you're the hotshot cadet with the fancy weapons, who picked on my two little brothers."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Uh-- I don't know what your brothers told you-- all right? But I didn't wanna fight them, and I don't wanna you."
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| '''Maximus:''' "In that case-- you give me those fancy weapons-- and we'll call it even."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well-- interesting story, that. Um-- I don't have them."
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| '''Midicus:''' "I say we start whomping on him now, and he'll get ‘em fast enough."
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| '''Melotheum:''' "If he doesn't have them, let's just go home."
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| '''Maximus:''' "Hey! It's about respect! If Pa taught us one thing, it's never back down from no cadet-- especially-- when _he_ ain't got no weapons."
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| '''Jason:''' "Well, well-- we meet again."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Hi, kids."
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| '''Jason:''' "What's the problem here, Hercules?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Ah, well, there's no problem, actually. I was just telling these guys that I don't have my weapons anymore, so-- "
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Where did you hide ‘em?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Uh-- I destroyed them."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "We have a problem."
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| [Fight]
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| '''Lilith:''' "Sounds like you cadets could use a hand!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Lilith?"
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| '''Maximus:''' "Whoa! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
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| '''Melotheum:''' "My eyes!"
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| '''Maximus:''' "Hey-- she's blind. Now, we've got her. This is going to be easy. Ow! Ah!"
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| '''Melotheum:''' "I told you we should have gone home."
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| '''Maximus:''' "Be quiet."
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| '''Midicus:''' "What do we tell Pa?"
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| '''Maximus:''' "Be quiet!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Are we in trouble?"
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| '''Cheiron:''' "Well-- it seems like you had no choice but to fight. You were unarmed-- and outnumbered at the start of it. There's no need for the final test."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "So, did you choose a Dacuuda?"
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| '''Cheiron:''' "You chose for me."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Me?"
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| '''Cheiron:''' "You all fought with skill and loyalty and honor-- but Lilith discovered that a warrior's strength comes from within."
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| '''Lilith:''' "I did? Well, how?"
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| '''Cheiron:''' "When you saw without your eyes."
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| '''Hercules''' and '''Iolaus:''' "Happy birthday!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Guys, you shouldn't have. It's my father's sword. You fixed it."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Hephaestus fixed it, but-- yeah."
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| '''Jason:''' "Ah, guys, I don't know what to say."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well-- just say that you'll put it away in a safe place where we won't get tempted to show off with it-- all right?"
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| '''Lilith:''' "Mind if I have a go before you put it away?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Can you see?"
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| '''Lilith:''' "Yes!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "You can see?! That great!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Cheiron-- you're the master! Hey, this calls for a celebration at Kora's."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "All right."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Ah, just one thing? If someone wants that fancy belt of yours-- just give it to them."
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| '''Hercules:''' "All right? Hey, Jason, listen, uh-- I'm really sorry about what happened to your sword."
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| '''Jason:''' "Don't worry about it, Hercules."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Hey! Birthday boy treats! Huh?! Right?!"
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