Academy Dining Hall

Academy Mess Hall from 1.05 - Girl Trouble.

Seen in: 1.05 - Girl Trouble

Located inside Cheiron's Academy, and staffed by the Academy Cook.

The Academy's mess hall is where the cadets have breakfast and lunch during the school week. The food is free, but not very well-liked especially compared to the fancy fare at Kora's Inn.

Cafeteria Cuisine

Food served at Cheiron's Academy:

• Beans - 1.01 - Treasure of Zeus
• Oats. Lots and lots of oats. - 1.05 - Girl Trouble, 1.13 - Forgery
• Water. Available in the gymnasium. - 1.13 - Forgery
• Lamb - 1.34 - Get Jason
• Barley Stew - 1.44 - Parents' Day
• Barley on Toast - 1.44 - Parents' Day
• Barley with a side of Barley - 1.44 - Parents' Day

Food Reviews

Hercules: Last decent meal before Cheiron and his academy food.
- 1.01 - Treasure of Zeus

Jason: Ugh, uccch. What is it?

Hercules: Your guess is as good as mine.
Jason: That's it. I'm not eating. I'm going on a hunger strike.

- 1.05 - Girl Trouble

Hercules: Mmmm, real food. I can smell it already.

Jason [sarcastic]: Hey, man? You're not criticizing the academy's fine menu, are you?

- 1.07 - Inn Trouble

Iolaus: Why does Cheiron think everybody should eat oats?

Jason: It's a centaur thing.

- 1.13 - Forgery

Fish: This is good! I've never tasted anything like this before.

Jason: I haven't, either - until I came to the academy.

- 1.16 - Down and Out in Academy Hills

Iolaus: They've got good food here. Well, they have food here.
- 1.19 - Lure of the Lyre

Fiducius: The cook has taken ill. Buterus, his cousin from Thebes, has been kind enough to fill in for him. Would you show him to the kitchen?

Hercules: Sure. Can he cook?
Fiducius: It never mattered before.

- 1.34 - Get Jason

Iolaus: How can anyone who does what he does with lamb be bad?

Lilith: No, but wait, if the cook is so good--
Hercules: --what's he doing in the Academy?

- 1.34 - Get Jason

Hercules: I lied. The cook's not as good as I said he was. I'm sorry. All he knows how to make is barley. You know, he makes barley stew and barley on toast and barley with a side of barley...

Alcmene: Perhaps I could show him a thing or two?
Hercules: You are the best mom. Thank you. He's right over there.
Alcmene: Over here?
Hercules: Over there. You can't miss him, okay? He's angry about his life and he's rolling around in barley.

- 1.44 - Parents' Day

      "Let's go," Iolaus said, walking quickly toward the door. "I'm starved. Right now even the usual Academy slop will taste like ambrosia."
- Young Hercules: Cheiron's Warriors