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| == Teaser ==
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| '''Narrator:''' "Previously-- on 'Young Hercules'."
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| '''Ares:''' "If you were any good at being bad, you'd dare what no god has dared before. Destroy a mortal son of Zeus."
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| '''Strife:''' "You mean Hercules."
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| Strife-as-NG: "My uncle's the reason why I'm here. He used to tell me about this place-- "
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| Strife-as-NG's Voice: "-- in a cave-- up on the mountain. They got a chalice there-- made by Zeus himself. Wedding present for Hera. But they say he wants it back, now that they don't see much of each other."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Looks like water."
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| '''Jason:''' "I think we should get outta here."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Why did you send me to the Phoenix Cave to get the chalice?!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "I'm sorry about-- gettin' you guys in-- ta all this mess."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "What mess?"
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| '''Jason:''' "So what're you gonna do with Hera's chalice?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "I'm takin' it to my Dad."]]]]]]
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| '''Narrator:''' "Now, on 'Young Hercules'."
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| '''Hera's Voice:''' "What?!"
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| '''Ares:''' "Mother, I thought you knew. I-- really had no idea you cared so much about the chalice."
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| '''Hera:''' "I want the perpetrator!"
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| '''Ares:''' "Dead? No can do. It was Hercules-- and you know how Zeus feels about little bro. Daddy's put his protection on him-- preventing us gods from killing him."
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| '''Hera:''' "Hercules?"
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| '''Ares:''' "What? Am I missing something here?"
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| '''Hera:''' "Zeus made a promise to me when he made us that chalice. Anyone who takes it from its rightful place-- is condemned to death."
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| '''Ares:''' "Then by Zeus' own words-- his protection of Hercules is off. Well, well, well. Finally, little brother is on his own, and he is all-- mine. Thank you, Mother. Thank you for the chance to destroy Hercules." [Laughs]
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| == Act One ==
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| '''Ares:''' "Strife?!"
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| '''Woman:''' [Screams]
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| '''Ares:''' "If you're gonna make it to Olympian status-- you're gonna have to stop letting half-gods kick you around."
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| '''Strife:''' "Chill, Unc-- I was just getting warmed up."
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| '''Ares:''' "I saw what you were warming up."
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| '''Strife:''' "Yeah-- is she phat, or what?"
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| '''Ares:''' "Fat? What, are you kidding me?"
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| '''Strife:''' "No-- Uncle-- not 'fat'-- 'phat'. She's a real Persephone, you know? Fly; Dope; Def. Groovy? Anyway, I was just-- "
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| '''Ares:''' "Did I give you any indication that I care about your life?"
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| '''Strife:''' "No."
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| '''Ares:''' "Then don't share it, please. Question! Where is my mother's chalice?"
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| '''Strife:''' "Hercules has it?"
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| '''Ares:''' "And what is Hercules doing with it?"
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| '''Strife:''' "Accessorizing his personal space?"
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| '''Ares:''' [Laughs]: "He's taking it to Zeus's temple!"
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| '''Strife:''' "That's not good."
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| '''Ares:''' "We need to get some pain and suffering and misery out of that chalice."
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| '''Strife:''' "Ooh! Twist my arm, Unc."
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| '''Ares:''' "It can _not_ reach the safety of Zeus's temple, or be put back in Hera's cave. Tell me, Strife-- have you ever seen Hera angry? I mean-- when laying waste to an entire city wouldn't _begin_ to satisfy her fury?"
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| '''Strife:''' "Yeah-- only in my dereams, Unc."
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| '''Ares:''' "She starts to glow-- as if there was a cold fire burning inside her."
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| '''Strife:''' "Yeah?"
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| '''Ares:''' "The winds rise. The Earth trembles. Animals run in fear."
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| '''Strife:''' "Ooh. Yeah?"
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| '''Ares:''' "And no force in existence-- not even almighty Zeus!-- dare cross her path!"
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| '''Strife:''' "Ohhhhh-- yes-- yes."
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| '''Ares:''' "Well, Strife-- there is a truly-- sublime level of suffering-- waiting for whoever has the chalice when my mother finds it."
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| '''Strife:''' "Well, I have some nasty ideas, Unc."
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| '''Ares:''' "Strife?"
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| '''Strife:''' "Yes, Uncle?"
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| '''Ares:''' "Try to be subtle."
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| '''Jason:''' "So, what're you gonna say to Zeus when you meet him?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Ye-ah-- 'Thrown any good thunderbolts, lately?'"
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| '''Jason:''' "'Nice robe. Who's your tailor?'"
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| '''Hercules:''' "I don't know. I mean-- what do you talk to dads about?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Ask him how his day was? See if you can borrow the reins to the chariot."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah-- why he's never been there for you."
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| '''Jason:''' "Hey, Hercules-- why don't you tell him how tough your buddies are, huh?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah, like when we nailed Strife at Kora's."
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| '''Jason:''' "Uh, Herc-- nailed Strife at Kora's."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "That is a minor technicality. If I'd had a shot at him-- he would have gone down. Ooh! Hey-- guys-- you know what I'm thinking?"
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| '''Jason''' and '''Iolaus:''' "Melonball! Yeah!"
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| '''Hercules:''' [Interrupting] "No, no, no, no. We gotta get the chalice to the temple, right?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Oh, what? You can't handle us?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Aw-- I thought you were mighty Hercules-- conqueror-- of the gods! Gods! Gods! Gods!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "OK. All right. I guess if we get the chalice to Zeus' temple this week, I have time to, uh-- teach you two a lesson."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Come on, Hercules."
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| '''Jason:''' "Come on, you big mouth."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Ooh! Ooh! Ooooh!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Go inside! Go inside! Go inside! I said inside!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "You went to a lot of trouble to prove you can't play, huh?"
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| '''Jason:''' "I told you to go inside."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Ah-- I thought you mean the other inside."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well-- maybe next time you won't mess with the, uh-- mighty Hercules, huh?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Hmm-- it's a good melon."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Strife."
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| '''Hercules:''' "What do you want, huh? Another whipping?"
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| '''Strife:''' "Oh, no. I couldn't fight you, Hercules. You're way too strong. [Chuckles] How about the, uh-- little blond one?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Hey-- who's little?!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Whoa, Iolaus. He's after something again."
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| '''Strife:''' "No, no, no, no-- more like I already got it."
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| '''Hercules:''' "The chalice."
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| '''Strife:''' "Ha-ha. Now you see it-- now you-- don't."
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| '''Hercules:''' "What did you do with it?!"
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| '''Strife:''' "Oh, like I'm just gonna tell you! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
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| '''Jason:''' "That's all right. We'll find it ourselves."
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| '''Strife:''' "Better move fast. Hera knows it's missing and, uh-- I wouldn't wanna be around when she goes looking for it."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Where?!"
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| '''Strife:''' "In a good home-- nice family."
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| '''Hercules:''' "I promise you, Strife-- you put one innocent person in danger-- !"
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| '''Strife:''' "You know, I wouldn't have thought of Alcmene as bein' all that innocent."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Mother?"
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| '''Strife:''' "'Mother.' [Laughs] Subtle enough for ya, Unc?"
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| '''Ares-in-Disguise's Voice:''' "Whoa! My arm!"
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| '''Alcmene:''' "Are you all right?"
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| '''Ares-in-Disguise's Voice:''' "I think so."
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| '''Alcmene:''' "Get back, Bear. Stay. Here-- let me help you."
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| '''Ares-in-Disguise:''' "Ooh! No. No, I'll be fine. My horse threw me and ran off."
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| '''Alcmene:''' "Bear is usually not so calm around strangers. You must have a way with dogs."
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| Ares-in-Disguise: "Oh, I do. I do."
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| == Act Two ==
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| '''Ares-in-Disguise:''' "You saved my life-- and all I have to give you is this chalice. It's not much, but I insist."
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| '''Alcmene:''' "I'm sorry. I couldn't take your gift. It's too nice."
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| '''Ares-in-Disguise:''' "Oh, please? You don't know how happy it would make me for you to have it."
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| '''Alcmene:''' "But we hardly know each other."
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| '''Ares-in-Disguise:''' "The kindness you've shown a stranger tells me all I need to know about your heart."
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| '''Alcmene:''' "Oh, um-- I'll have to think about it."
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| '''Hercules's Voice:''' "Mother!"
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| '''Alcmene:''' "Hercules? What are you doing here?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "There's big danger! Big danger! We-- ooh-- lemonade. Thanks."
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| '''Jason:''' "Strife must have lied-- again."
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| '''Alcmene:''' "But who lied? What's going on?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well, we-- I took something from Hera to give to Zeus. And I know that I shouldn't have."
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| '''Alcmene:''' "You took something of Hera's?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Yes. But, see, Strife took it from me, and he said that he left it here with you."
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| '''Alcmene:''' Was if ruby red? Glittery?"
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| '''Ares:''' "Looking for this?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Ares."
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| '''Alcmene:''' "Ares?"
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| '''Iolaus''' and '''Jason:''' "Ares?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "He's shorter than I thought."
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| '''Jason:''' "Isn't he, though?"
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| '''Ares:''' "It's been awhile, hasn't it, baby brother?"
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| '''Alcmene:''' "How dare you come into my house pretending to-- "
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| '''Hercules:''' "Mother!"
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| '''Ares:''' "Ah-- ah-- don't get me too excited, I might-- well-- who knows what I might do?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "What do you want?! If you're here for the chalice, just take it and leave us alone!"
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| '''Ares:''' "What I want-- is to see you suffer. When you grabbed Hera's chalice, you lost Daddy's protection, and now, I can destroy you. And I want your mother to watch."
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| '''Alcmene:''' "Stay-- away from my son!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Mother!"
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| '''Ares:''' "Well-- Hercules? Your mother has spunk. I hate spunk. Yah!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Listen. Get the chalice back to the cave."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "We're gone!"
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| '''Ares:''' "You know? I don't really care about the chalice. That's really Hera's thing."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Mother, come on! In the house!"
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| '''Ares:''' [Laughs]: You can't hide from me, little brother! Oh, cool-- lemonade."
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| '''Strife:''' "Let me. Mama's first!"
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| '''Ares:''' "Young gods-- always in such a rush. There's an art-- to torturing mortals. Let Hercules think he's safe. It'll make the end so much sweeter. Ah, the terror of the hunted."
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| '''Alcmene:''' "Ares isn't after me. He's after you. Get yourself to safety."
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| '''Hercules:''' "I'm not leaving you here alone."
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| '''Alcmene:''' "If the gods had wanted to hurt me, they would have done it long ago. But if what Ares says is true-- your father can no longer protect you from them."
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| '''Hercules:''' "My father. My father. You know, I'm really sick of my father and his protection. You're the one who knows him. Why isn't he protecting you?"
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| '''Ares:''' "Knock, knock-- anybody home?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "I messed up big, this time. Listen, Mom, I'm sorry. Goin' after the chalice to impress Zeus was exactly what you told me not to do."
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| '''Alcmene:''' "It doesn't matter, Son. But you need to run. You can't defeat the god of war."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Run?! Mother-- where am I gonna run?!"
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| '''Alcmene:''' "Hercules."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Mother-- I love you-- but I will not run anymore."
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| '''Jason's Voice:''' "We put back the chalice-- "
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| '''Iolaus's Voice:''' "-- and Zeus's protection order kicks back in for Hercules."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "It's dead, right? The Phoenix. It's not coming back."
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| '''Jason:''' "What do you think? It's gonna rise up out of the ashes and come back to life?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Hey, maybe there's some treasure in there we missed before."
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| '''Jason:''' "We're here to return this thing, Iolaus-- not exchange it."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "I know."
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| '''Jason:''' "And maybe save Hercules' life."
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| '''Hercules:''' "All right, Ares. Let's end this-- right now!"
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| '''Ares:''' "Ooh! See, Strife-- it's just like I told you. It's so much more satisfying when the victim begs for it."
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| [Fight]
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| '''Ares:''' "Everything was just fine till you came along!"
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| '''Strife:''' "Word! Yeah! Give it to him, Uncle Ares! Hee-hee-hee! Ooh, lemonade"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Wow, that was easy."
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| '''Jason:''' "Yeah, too easy."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "What is it with you, Jason?! Why can't anything just be easy?"
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| '''Jason:''' "That's why."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Whoa."
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| '''Jason:''' "Uh-- "
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| '''Ares:''' "I was the favorite!"
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| '''Strife:''' "Ooh."
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| '''Ares:''' "Number one. Me. Ares. Son of Zeus. God of war."
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| '''Strife:''' "God of war!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well-- must be so rough for you."
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| '''Strife:''' "Hey! Travelling, ref! Travelling!"
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| '''Ares:''' "Supplanted by a half-mortal. I could have destroyed you long ago, if not for Zeus's special protection! Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?" [Laughs]
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| '''Jason:''' "You protect the chalice."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Protect the chalice? What about me?"
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| '''Jason:''' "How's it going, boys. Good. Good. Afraid I-- can't let you have that."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Whoa. Uh-- Jas? Jas!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Here, here. Go, go, go, go, go, go! Inside, Iolaus!"
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| '''Strife's Voice:'' "Ares couldn't do this sooner 'cause Zeus swore he'd smash any god who put the hurt on you! But you blew that when you stole the chalice."
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| '''Strife:''' [Laughs] "You're mine, now. [Laughs] I mean, he's yours now, Uncle Ares."
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| '''Ares:''' "Nothing can save you now."
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| '''Strife:''' "Ha-ha-ha!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Whoa!"
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| '''Ares:''' "Nooooooooooooo! Noooooo! Why protect him again, Father?! I was so close! What about me?! I have needs! This isn't over, Brother. I'll be back."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Yeah? I'm countin' on it. Jason and Iolaus must have gotten the chalice back to the cave in time."
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| '''Alcmene:''' "Be thankful for such good friends."
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| '''Hercules:''' "I am. Mom?"
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| '''Alcmene:''' "Yeah?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "You got any of that lemonade left?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "You think Cheiron would have accepted my excuse about-- the god of war vaporizing my homework."
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| '''Jason:''' "For Cheiron, there are no excuses."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah, but two weeks of kitchen duty? That's kind of extreme."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Uh, listen, guys. Um-- I just wanna-- say that--- I-I-- I really appreciate what you guys did for me-- you know? And. uh-- well-- if you ever need me for anything-- you know what I'm tryin' to say."
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| '''Jason''' and '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Thanks."
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| '''Jason:''' "Hey, listen. When you're done feedin' your face? Move that to the left. The other-- left."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Oh. Oh! I'm sorry, Man. Oh! Oh-oh-oh you!"
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| '''Boys' Voices:''' "Come on!" "Come on!"
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