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| 1st Thief: “I got ‘em! I did it!”
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| 2nd Thief: “You stole the winged shoes from Hermes, the
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| messenger of the gods?!”
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| 1st Thief: “You bet! I snuck into Hera’s temple-- and stole
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| ‘em-- while Hermes slept. I’ll be the greatest thief ever! Too
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| fast for anyone to see!”
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| 2nd Thief: “Aren’t you scared of what the gods will do?”
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| 1st Thief: “They’ll have to catch me first! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!”
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| 2nd Thief: “What’s that?”
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| 1st Thief: “Nothing-- just the wind. [Screams] Get this thing
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| off of me! Aw, not the shoes! Come on!”
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| 2nd Thief: “That’s the gods for ya! That’s what happens when ya
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| mess with their stuff.”
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| Nemesis [Nem]: “Hera, my queen-- I return Hermes’ shoes as
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| commanded. The mortal that stole them will no longer boast of
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| his crimes.”
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| Hera’s Voice: “Well done, Nemesis. You have a talent for
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| dealing with mortals who dare challenge the gods.”
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| Nem: “I have no choice but to fulfill my obligation.”
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| Hera’s Voice: “Don’t complain. You earned this dirty job. You
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| and your father shouldn’t have sided with the Titans against Zeus
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| for control of Olympus.”
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| Nem: “I was loyal to my family.”
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| Hera’s Voice: “Enough, Nemesis! Excuses tire me. Here’s your
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| next assignment.”
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| Ja’s Voice: “We caught ‘em off guard. I went left. Iolaus went
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| right. And that’s when we did the old-- ”
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| I and H and Ja: “Tree-- uh! Uh! Gag!”
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| Soldier: “Kora! Food and drink! I’ve gotta get this criminal
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| to Thebes before nightfall.”
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| Kora: “Criminal? Rowab took a little oil from Hera’s temple to
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| keep his sick kid warm.”
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| H: “Hey! So why don’t you just take it easy, all right?!”
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| Ja: “Hey, hey.”
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| H: “Well, he’s in chains. What’s he gonna do, huh?!”
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| Ja: “Hey, man. Don’t antagonize the constable.”
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| I: “What? So it’s OK for him to push him around like that.”
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| Ja: “Well, you tell me. You’re the expert. When you’ve been
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| arrested, and someone makes the guard angry-- who’s he take it
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| out on? I was thinkin’ of Rowab.”
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| I: “Yeah-- well so was Hercules.”
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| H: “Whoa. Whoa-- who is that?”
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| Ja: “That’s-- that’s the wind.”
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| H: “You guys are tellin’ me that you don’t see that _beautiful_
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| girl with the bow and arrow?”
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| I: “Believe me-- if there was a beautiful girl at the door-- I’d
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| see her.”
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| H: “Hey. Wait. S-stop!”
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| Rowab [Row]: “Get him off me!”
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| Soldier: “What do you think you’re doin’?!”
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| H: “Well, Mr. Ungrateful, I was saving you from her!”
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| Ja: “Hercules, there’s nobody there.”
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| [ACT I]
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| Kora: “I told you! No roughhousing!”
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| H: “I can explain!”
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| Kora: “And the next time you wanna play fire god, you do it
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| somewhere else!”
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| H: “Yeah, well, uh-- I was leavin’ anyway!”
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| Ja: “Hey-- whatever ya saw, or ya didn’t see-- forget it. She’s
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| irritable.”
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| Nem: “Who are you to interfere?!”
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| H: “Oh, hi. Uh-- I’m Hercules.”
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| I: “I know.”
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| Nem: “You must be a god if you can see me?”
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| H: “Well-- you know-- not a god-god, just a half-god. Zeus is
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| my father?”
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| Ja: “So?”
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| H [Sighs]: “Uh, listen-- who-who are you?”
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| Nem: “I’m Nemesis.”
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| I: “I’m Iolaus, and this is-- Jason. What’s goin’ on with the
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| big guy?”
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| Ja: “I don’t know.”
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| I: “I think there was something in the custard this morning. It
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| was the custard. Did you see how much he was eating?”
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| H: “Guys, can you cut it out? I’m not talkin’ to you, OK?
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| I’m-- I’m talking to Nemesis.”
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| I: “The goddess? She’s here?”
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| H: “Yeah.”
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| Ja: “Nemesis is the goddess of justice. She exterminates
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| people. That’s no good.”
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| H: “I know that, Jason. But we don’t need to talk about her
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| like she’s not here, right? I mean, she’s right in the middle of
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| you guys.”
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| Ja and I: “Ooh.”
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| Nem: “They can’t see me.”
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| H: “Oh.”
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| Ja: “Nemesis! If you’re-- hey! If you’re here to hurt my
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| friend! You’re gonna have to go through me, first!”
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| H: “She’s over there.”
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| Ja’s Voice: “Oh, yeah.”
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| H: “Guys? Listen, don’t worry about it, OK? She’s not here for
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| me. She’s here for Rowab.”
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| Nem: “And you stopped me. I won’t fail a second time.”
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| H: “Uh-- ”
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| I: “Well-- it’s a good thing you’re not after Hercules! ‘Cause
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| you’d have to go through the three of us!”
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| Ja: “Yeah!”
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| H: “Guys-- she’s gone.”
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| I: “Ah.”
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| Ja: “Huh. Huh. Hey-- where you goin’?”
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| H: “I’m gonna go protect Rowab. He doesn’t deserve to be
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| crushed like an insect by the gods.”
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| I: “You out of your mind? Nemesis-- nothing stops her.”
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| H: “Well-- maybe-- maybe not.”
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| I: “And what are you gonna do?”
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| H: “I’m gonna turn on the charm.”
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| Ja: “Aw-- we’re doomed.”
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| H: “All right. Just stay here, OK? I don’t wanna get you two
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| hurt.”
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| I: “Are we gonna let him have all the fun by himself?”
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| Ja: “Of course not. Let’s roll.”
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| H: “I thought that we discussed this.”
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| Nem: “Look, I told you, it is the will of the queen of the gods.
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| You interfere, and you will share Rowab’s fate.”
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| H: “I’m just tryin’ to keep you from makin’ a mistake-- all
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| right?”
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| Nem: “Rowab is a thief. He stole oil from Hera’s temple.”
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| H: “And he’s paying for it! What kind of a goddess are you?”
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| Nem: “I’m the goddess of justice?”
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| H: “Justice-- really. So you call it justice when you destroy a
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| man for taking some oil to keep his sick child warm?”
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| Nem: “I don’t have a choice, OK? I do as I’m told. It’s my
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| punishment.”
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| H: “For what?”
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| Nem: “When your father, Zeus, revolted against the Titans for
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| control of Mt. Olympus-- my father sided with the Titans. Now,
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| because of that-- I’m forced to obey any god who demands a mortal
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| be punished.”
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| H: “I’m sorry.”
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| Ja’s Voice: “Are you talkin’ to Nemesis again?”
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| H’s Voice: “Yeah.”
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| I: “Sorry for what?”
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| H: “Uh-- my father pushed her into her lousy job.”
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| I: “Oh-- so why doesn’t she retire?”
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| Ja: “You just can’t quit on Zeus. It’s not that easy.”
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| Soldier: “Move it along.”
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| H: “Wait-- wait. Listen. Please-- don’t take his life.”
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| Nem: “It’s Hera’s command.”
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| H: “What if Hera’s wrong?”
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| Nem: “Hera’s commands are never wrong. Look, just get out of
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| the way. If you interfere, she has told me to destroy you.”
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| H: “To destroy me?”
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| I: “Destroy you?”
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| Ja: “Destroy him? Hera hasn’t told her that you fall under
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| Zeus’s protection.”
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| I: “Yeah, she doesn’t know that if she lays a finger on you,
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| Zeus zaps her for good.”
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| Nem: “What are these mortals babbling about?”
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| H: “You say Hera’s never wrong. She put your life in danger--
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| when she told you to come against me. Ask Zeus. Now, she was
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| wrong once. Maybe she’s wrong again. I can’t let you do this.
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| Go back! Go-- back! Rowab, go back!”
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| Row: “Get off me! What’s your deal?!”
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| Soldier: “I suppose you’re _savin’_ him again, huh?!”
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| H: “Yes!”
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| Ja: “Sorry about my friend, here. He’s been crazy ever since
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| he-- met Nemesis.”
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| I [Interrupting]: “Uh, drank some bad pond water.”
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| Soldier: “Kids, nowadays.”
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| H: “Get Rowab outta here, OK?”
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| I: “I’m sorry about this. He-he drank some bad pond water. I
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| think it’s gone straight to his head.”
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| Ja: “Ah-h-h.”
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| I: “He thinks he can see the goddess, Nemesis.”
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| H: “Nemesis!”
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| I: “See? Uh-- ooh.”
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| Soldier: “Bad pond water or no bad pond water-- he shows up
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| again-- I’ll lock him up, too!”
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| I: “Oh-- uh-- ”
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| Ja: “I got this. I got this.”
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| I: “Oh, OK.”
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| Ja: “Constable-- ha-ha-- Jason of Corinth.”
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| Soldier: “Oh-- the young prince.”
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| Ja: “Hey, listen, I’ve got a very-- sweet-- deal for you.
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| Thebes is-- so far away. Why don’t you come to Corinth? I’ll
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| setcha up in a nice, fast carriage? Huh? What do ya say? Say
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| yes. It’s so easy to say yes.”
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| Soldier: “Oh, yes.”
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| Ja: “Ha-- that’s it. All right, let’s roll.” [Sighs]
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| I: “Jas, what are yo doing?”
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| Ja: “The old negotiation gag.”
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| I: “Got it.”
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| Hera’s Voice: “Stregna-- Nemesis has disobeyed my command. If
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| you wish to become goddess of justice-- you must prove your
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| worth-- by destroying her.”
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| Stregna [Str]: “I will not let you down, Hera.”
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| Hera’s Voice: “Did this arrow in the bowl of Hind’s blood-- the
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| only thing that can kill a god. Careful-- a scratch and you will
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| be lost. Nemesis is clever. You will only have one chance.”
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| Str: “I’ll only need one.”
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| Hera’s Voice: “Oh, yes-- if Hercules gets in your way--
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| eliminate him.”
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| H: “That was a nice shot.”
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| Nem: “I missed on purpose.”
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| H: “That’s great.”
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| Nem: “No-- it isn’t. Don’t you see? Hera’s out for both of us,
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| H: “That was brave of you.”
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| Nem: “Brave? I don’t feel brave.”
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| H: “Well, uh-- you feel better, though, don’tcha?”
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| Nem: “I don’t know what I feel. You’ve confused me. I’ve never
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| failed Hera before.”
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| H: “She’s understanding, I imagine.”
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| Str: “Well, well, well-- Nemesis _and_ Hercules.”
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| H: “Do I know you?”
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| Nem: “Stregna-- a minor goddess who’s trying to take my place.”
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| Str: “_Is_ taking your place.”
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| H: “Do you two wanna be alone?”
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| Str: “You disobeyed Hera. She made you my first target.”
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| Nem: “You wondered if Hera might be understanding?”
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| H: “I thought gods were immortal. How could she hurt you?”
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| Nem: “If the arrow is dipped in Hind’s blood.”
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| Str: “Good guess.”
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| [Fight]
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| Str: “Uh! Uh!”
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| H: “Hey! Nice shot!”
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| Nem: “Yeah, for now. We’ve gotta move.”
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| H: “Yeah. I see whatcha mean. Come on.”
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| H: “So, I-- suppose talkin’ to her’s out of the question?”
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| Nem: “Stregna’s always wanted to take my place. She won’t stop
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| until I’m gone.”
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| H: “Uh. Let’s get outta here.”
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| Str: “So, you wanna play hide-and-seek?”
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| Nem: “Don’t stop. Stregner [sic] will find us for sure.”
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| H: “We haven’t seen her for awhile, now.”
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| Nem: “She’s looking for us. Trust me. This mortal form of
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| getting around really wears me out.”
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| H: “Well, uh-- well, we could rest. There. Well, not many
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| people come here, you know, so we probably have time to figure
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| out what we’re gonna do.”
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| Str: “Sorry. Time’s up.”
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| Nem: “You can’t hit what you can’t see.”
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| Str: “At least, go out with some dignity, Nemesis. This is
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| pitiful.”
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| H: “Let’s get outta here, OK? Whoa. Uh-- ”
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| Str: “You know you can’t hide from me.”
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| Nem: “You want me? You got me. But leave Hercules out of
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| this!”
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| Str: “Too late. Hera was very specific. He interferes-- he’s
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| fair game.”
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| Nem: “You do know that if you harm Hercules, you’ll have to deal
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| with his father, Zeus?”
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| H: “Hmm? Huh?”
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| Nem: “I don’t suppose Hera mentioned that. She doesn’t care any
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| more about you than she did about me!”
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| Str: “Am I hearing this? Nemesis has feelings for mortals?
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| Tsk-tsk-tsk.”
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| H: “Is she hearing this?! Do ya?!”
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| Nem: “Well-- ”
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| Str: “So-- we’ll just have to find a reason for Hercules to
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| leave. Say-- saving his friends?”
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| I and Ja’s Voices: “Hercules?!”
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| Ja’s Voice: “Where are you?”
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| I: “Herc!”
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| Str [H’s Voice]: “Over here!”
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| H: “What? No! No! Not over here! Don’t! It’s a trick!”
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| I: “Get us down! Herc!”
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| Nem: “Go-- save your friends. I’ll deal with Stregna.”
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| H: “OK.”
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| Str: “He’s such a pest.”
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| H: “Sorry-- huh. Such a pest-- huh.”
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| H: “Oh! Ooh! I’m a little worried about you!”
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| Ja: “Yeah! The joke’s on us!”
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| H: “Can I borrow this?”
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| Ja: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Take it! We’ll just-- we’ll hang
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| around!”
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| H: “OK. Come here.”
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| I: “Uh-- sorry we’re late. We, uh-- got a bit wrapped up.”
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| H: “You guys OK?”
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| Ja: “Yeah-- we’re vine. I mean-- we’re fine.”
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| H: “Oh-- come on.”
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| Nem: “Uh! Uh!”
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| H: “We have to stop Stregna.”
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| I: “Where is she?”
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| H: “She’s right there.”
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| Ja: “Right there!”
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| I: “Oh.”
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| H: “Yeah.”
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| I: “So, what do we do?”
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| H: “Uh-- you gotta be distractions.”
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| Ja and I: “Oh. OK.”
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| H: “No. No. No. No. Not to me! Not to me-- to her.”
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| I: “Oh.”
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| H: “OK-- here we go. Will _it_ fit?”
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| Ja and H and I: “We’ll never quit! Ye-ah-h-h!”
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| I’s Voice: “Hey! Over here!”
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| I: “Uh. Uh. Hey! Uh.”
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| I’s Voice: “Yeah! Over here!”
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| Ja’s Voice: “Yeah, yeah, yeah!”
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| I’s Voice: “Uh-- look! Look at me! Look at me! Uh.”
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| Ja: “Nyaah.”
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| I’s Voice: “Yeah, hi! Hey! Hey!”
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| H: “All right! Jason! Go left! OK, Iolaus! Back! Back!
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| Whoa! Jason-- get ready.”
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| Ja: “Come on!”
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| H: “Go right! Iolaus! Get out of there! Get out of there! Go
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| back! Go back! Good! Hey! Do the old tree gag!”
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| I: “What?”
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| H: “The old classic-- come on.”
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| I and Ja: “Oh. Oh! Hey! Over here! Say what?! Over here!
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| Hey! Say what?! Come on! Over here! Shake it! Come on!
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| Shake it!”
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| H: “Ready?”
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| Ja’ss Voice: “Yeah.”
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| H: “Go! Go right!”
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| Str: “My hair.”
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| H: “Yeah-- your hair.”
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| Str: “You’ve won this time. But my hair will come back-- and so
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| will I.”
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| H: “Hi. So, uh-- what’re you gonna do, now? Huh? You gonna--
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| go back to being the goddess of justice?”
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| Nem: “I don’t know. I don’t know if Hera will allow it. I’ve
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| got a lotta thinking to do.”
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| H: “Yeah.”
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| Nem: “And what will you do?”
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| H: “About what?”
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| Nem: “Well, about Hera-- it’s obvious that she hates you.”
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| H: “Yeah. Why is it? I mean, what’d I ever do to her?”
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| Nem: “Zeus is your father. The thought that Zeus could love a
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| child that wasn’t hers probably caused a jealous rage.”
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| H: “So, let me get this straight, um-- I bother Hera-- just by
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| being me?”
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| I [Whispers]: “Nemesis?”
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| Nem: “I must go. Um-- I hope that our paths will cross again.”
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| H: “I hope so.”
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| Nem: “But-- not in any official capacity.”
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| H: “Did you just ask me out?”
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| Nem: “Maybe.”
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| H: “Well-- make sure you, uh-- look out for, uh-- Stregna. Her
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| hair _will_ come back. Huh.”
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| Nem: “And you watch out for Hera.”
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| H: “I will. Uh-- ”
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| I: “Is she gone?”
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| H: “Yes. Let’s go.”
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| Ja: “Hey, didja get the whole ‘gettin’-- shot-at-with-an-arrow’
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| straightened out?”
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| I: “You’re off the list?”
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| H: “Well, I was never officially _on_ the list. OK? Rowab
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| was.”
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| Ja: “Yeah, but then you got in the way, and then _we_ got in the
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| way, and-- ”
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| I: “So, uh-- you gonna see her again?”
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| H: “Well, that is a definite maybe-- ”
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| I: “Ah.”
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| H: “OK?”
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| Ja: “What?! Maybe?! She’s an assassin! She’s a death
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| machine!”
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| I: “Ah, yeah, yeah. But the death machine was a babe-- right?”
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| Ja: “Oh-- whatever. The question is-- can she do the old tree--
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| uh! Uh!”
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| All: “Gag!”
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| Ja: “Over here!”
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| H and I: “Where?!”
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| Ja: “Over here!”
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| H and I: “Where?”
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| All: “Over there?! Yes!” [Cheer]
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