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| '''Iolaus:''' "Oh-h-h-h-- this is the life, huh?"
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| '''Jason:''' "You said it. I missed you guys."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Hmm. We should take trips like this more often."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah. No fighting warlords-- no slaying monsters."
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| '''Hercules:''' "No dinner if we don't catch something pretty soon." [They laugh.]
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| '''Jason:''' "Whoa! Looks like dinner's on me."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Don't be-- so sure about that."
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| '''Jason:''' "I'm sorry, Hercules. This river's not big enough for both of us."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Oh, yeah?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "OK. The one who catches the biggest fish-- doesn't have to cook. Ah-ho-o-o-o-o!"
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| '''Jason:''' "All right!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Come on, Jason! Come on, here it comes."
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| '''Jason:''' "Yeah! Oh-h-h! Ah-ho-o-o-o! Would you look at that?! Drop your line. You don't have a chance!" [Laughs]
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| '''Hercules:''' "Uh-huh-- oop-oop!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Whoa! Holy mackerel! Huh! We can eat for week! Whoa! Whoa! Oh! Oh."
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| '''Hercules:''' "I'll, uh-- take mine extra crispy, please."
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| '''Jason:''' "Why do I bother?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "No idea." [Chuckles]
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah-- a little competition never hurt anybody."
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| '''Jason:''' "Hmm."
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| '''Hercules:''' "I remember a time when it almost did."
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| '''Jason:''' "Medea."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Aw, come on guys-- we were just kids!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Yeah, right-- lucky kids."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Lucky we were together."
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| '''Jeeves:''' "Your Highness-- presenting Hercules and Iolaus."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Thank you, Jeeves."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Ah, yes-- yes, good-- my court jester and my chef. Hercules, I'll be lunching in the west wing. And you-- why aren't you wearing your tights?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Listen to this guy. He's king for a season-- he thinks he owns this place."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "He does."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "I do."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Well, sounds to me like you could use a good kick in the royal highness."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "You and what army?" [They laugh.]
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Hey, buddy!"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Hey, Hey! Ah-h-h! It's great to see you guys! It's lonely at the top!"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Oh, yeah-- really-- breakfast in bed-- sponge baths-- I mean, poor guy."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "I spent the entire morning in a council meeting. They want me to impose a curfew for everyone under 18."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Oh, so you told them to stuff it, right?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "No, no, I think it's a good idea."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "You're kidding, right?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "No, the council's right. It can be dangerous after dark."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Would you say that if the curfew affected you?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Oh, here we go."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Yes-- I would. What's your point?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "My point is-- that I think you're more interested in going along to _get_ along-- than doing the right thing."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Oop-- there it is."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Are you calling me a bad king?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "If the crown fits."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Gentlemen-- I do believe there's only one way to settle this."
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| [Cheering]
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| '''Guys:''' "Move it! Move it!"
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| '''Girls:''' "Jason! Jason!"
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| '''Girl:''' "What's going on?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Uh, a difference of opinion! The winner of the race-- wins the argument!"
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| '''Girl:''' "Oh, I hope Jason wins! He is so cool!"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Who-o-o-o! Ha-ha-ha-ha. Not a chance, Hercules!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Come on! Yah!"
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| '''Young Jason:''' [Laughs]
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Who do you think you are?! The king?!"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Yah! Yah! I _am_ the king!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Give it up, Jason!"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "You don't have a prayer!"
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| '''Young Hercules's Voice:''' "Hah!"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "I thought you were the son of Zeus, Hercules!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Ah-h-h-h-h! Hah-h-h-h! Hah! Hah! Hah!"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Yah! Yah!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Ya feel that, King?! Hah! Yeah!"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Who-o-o-o!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Hercules is makin' a comeback! Who-o-o-o-o!"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Come on! Come on!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Faster! Yeah-h-h-h! [Laughs] Ha-ha! I gotcha! [Laughs]"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Yeah! Yeah! Come on! Yeah! Yeah!"
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| '''Chloe:''' [Screams]
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Are you OK?"
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| '''Chloe:''' "I think so."
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| '''Woman:''' "Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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| '''Girls:''' "Go, Jason!" "Go!"
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| '''Man's Voice:''' "Jason won!"
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| '''Chloe:''' "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get in the way."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Oh, I know you didn't. What's your name?"
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| '''Chloe:''' "Chloe."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Chloe-- where are your parents, Chloe?"
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| '''Chloe:''' "They're dead."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Herc, what's up? I had money on you."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Not now, Iolaus. What happened?"
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| '''Chloe:''' "The Ghidra attacked my village. I'm the only one left."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "What's a Ghidra?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "It's one of Hera's little pets."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' [Whistles]
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| '''Chloe:''' "Please don't make me go back there. Please."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "It's OK. You're safe, now."
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| '''Chloe:''' "But it's still out there."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Not for long."
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| == Act One ==
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "So-- you think you're gonna kill the Ghidra-- huh? Herc, I thought you were enjoying life. Why do you wanna end it, now."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Iolaus, what happened to your sense of adventure?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "It's alive and well, thank you-- and I, uh-- prefer to-- keep it that way."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "That was close. You all right? Yeah? Are you sure?"
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| '''Chloe:''' "Yes."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Take her to the palce-- make sure she's all right."
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| '''Man's Voice:''' "Yah! Yo. Yah, yah!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Looks like I'm gonna have to cut my visit short."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Aw-w-w, don't be a sore loser-- ya just got here."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "No, no, no, no-- Hercules fancies himself as a bit of a monster slayer?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "A monster?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Yeah-- Ghidra, no less."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "You know, that girl's lucky to be alive. Her entire village was wiped out. If I don't do somethin', Corinth could be next."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Well, that settle it. When do we leave?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "I was hopin' you'd say that. I wasn't exactly looking forward to facing this thing by myself."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Oh-ho, you think I'm gonna let you take all the glory?" [Chuckles]
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "What?! All right-- I'm in! All ya had to do was ask. Sheesh."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "So, uh-- where does this Ghidra live, anyway?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Mt. Solayas-- it's all the way across the Arcadian Sea."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Hey, guys-- I just thought of something. If we pull this off, we could get famous-- welcome in every town-- free food-- girls asking us to sign their naked flesh-- I could get used to that."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Well, leave it to you to find the bright side."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Actually, Iolaus has a point-- might give you a chance to give your arm a rest."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "What's that supposed to mean?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Hold on-- Jason-- I think you're underestimating my best pal, here. Hercules has the strength of twenty men. His arm doesn't _get_ tired."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Oh-- oh, you guys _kill_ me. Listen, I need to brag about all the women _I_ know, like some people do."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Oh, wait a minute. Do I hear what I think I'm hearin'?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "An echo in your head?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "You know what you sound like-- "
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| '''Young Iolaus''' and '''Young Jason:''' "-- a virgin!"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Oh, well, wait a minute-- Hercules? No way! Are you?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Guys-- what difference does it make?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Well-- I think that if you _weren't_ a virgin-- you would probably _know_."
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| '''Young Iolaus and Young Jason:''' [Laugh]: "Whoa!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Look-- guys-- I mean, I may be old-fashioned, but-- I want my first time to be special-- I mean, with somebody I care about. Now, is that a problem for either of the two of you?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "No!"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "No problem."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "No. No."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "This is great."
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| '''Young Jason:''' [Interrupts]: "Yeah, it's respectable."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' [Interrupts]: "We need them in the world, you know?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' [Interrupts]: "It's classy. I wish I was one."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' [Interrupts]: "I'd do it again if I could."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Yeah."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Good."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Whew-- what are you eatin'?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Sh, sh-- wait. It's a naked woman-- bathing-- naked."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "How does he know?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "It's a gift. Come on."
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| '''Young Jason's Voice:''' "I thought you said she was naked."
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| '''Young Iolaus's Voice:''' "She is naked-- under her clothes. Maybe she's lost."
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| '''Young Jason's Voice:''' "Maybe we should offer our services, huh?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Congratulations, Iolaus, you were right. Can we go now?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "We can't just leave her there."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Yeah, this forest might be crawling with perverts."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Gee, do ya think?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "We'll get a better look down there."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Guys. Guy-guys." [Sighs]
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Huh-- she was right here."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "She must have seen us."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Here-- gone-- "
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Where did she go?"
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| '''Medea:''' "She's right behind you. Let me guess-- you thought I was drowning."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Please don't hurt him."
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| '''Medea:''' "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Well-- he's a little misguided, but-- basically harmless."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Oh, gee-- thanks."
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| '''Medea:''' "You think invading a woman's privacy is harmless?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "I didn't mean that."
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| '''Medea:''' "Yeah, what _did_ you mean?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "That-- we're three morons who owe _you_ a big apology."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Yeah. Miss, if you don't-- "
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| '''Medea:''' "Shut up! What are you boys doing here?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "We're on our way to Mt. Solayas. We're gonna kill the Ghidra."
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| '''Medea:''' "Yeah, right."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "No, no. It's true."
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| '''Medea:''' "Shut up! You know, how do you boys expect to kill a monster when you can't even get past me?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "She has got a point, guys."
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| '''Young Jason''' and '''Young Hercules:''' "Shut up."
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| '''Medea:''' "I think I'll come with you."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "What, are you kidding?"
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| '''Medea:''' "Do I look like I'm kidding? Sounds like fun. I got nothin' better to do. Besides, you boys look like you could use a little help."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Tell you what-- take that knife away from my friend's throat-- it might be easier for us to come up with a decision."
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| '''Medea:''' "So-- what do you say?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Yeah."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "By the way-- my name's Hercules."
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| '''Medea:''' "I'm Medea."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "It's nice to meet you."
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| '''Medea:''' "You seem like a pretty decent guy, Hercules. What are you doing hanging out with those two cow tippers?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Well, they're my friends. Trust them with my life."
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| '''Medea:''' "Honest _and_ loyal. Maybe it's not such a bad thing I ran into you after all."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "What were you doin' out here all alone, anyway?"
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| '''Medea:''' "Please-- don't start with that ‘The-forest-is-no-place-for-a-woman' crap or I'll puke."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "That's a pretty big chip on your shoulder."
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| '''Medea: "Let me guess-- you're just the guy to take it off."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' [Sighs]: "Just makin' conversation."
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| '''Medea:''' "It's OK. Let's just say my stepfather and I had slightly different opinions about the way a good daughter should behave-- so I left. What about you? Let me guess-- perfect home life-- you've got a dog and a cat-- your mother bakes-- and-- your father takes you fishing."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "For what it's worth, I don't really see eye-to-eye with my father, either. In fact, I've never seen him."
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| '''Medea:''' "What? Is he like a travelling salesman or something?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "No, he's Zeus."
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| '''Medea:''' "You mean-- king of the gods."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "You've heard of him?"
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| '''Medea:''' "Maybe you _do_ have the strength to lift that chip off my shoulder after all."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Well, they seem to be hitting it off."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Yeah, wonderful. I'm stuck back here with you."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "You know? Hercules is son of a god. You're king of Corinth. What about me? What do I got?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "You got to have that body pressed up against you."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "She had a knife to my throat."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Love hurts."
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| '''Woman's Voice:''' [Screams]
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| '''Young Jason:''' "That sounds like trouble."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Let's go."
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| [Fight]
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| '''Women's Voices:''' [Screams] "Don't hurt my baby!"
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| '''Man's Voice:''' "Out of my way!"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Bandits!"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Come on. Let's have some fun!"
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| '''Medea:''' "Nice throw."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "I work out."
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| '''Medea:''' [Sighs]: "My hero."
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| '''Villager:''' "Thank you all."
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| '''A Man's Voice:''' [In Background]: "Are you all right?"
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| '''Villager:''' "It's not bad enough that the Ghidra destroyed our village. Now it's low-life scums like those-- they have to pick the ruins."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Ghidra?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Here?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "We better get moving, guys."
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| '''Mother:''' [Wails]: "My-- my son!"
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| '''Man's Voice:''' "Oh, no."
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| '''Mother:''' "My boy! That monster crushed our house! Please do something!" [Cries]
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "I'm sorry."
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| '''Mother:''' "Oh, no-o-o-o-o-o-o!"
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| '''Medea:''' "Get out of the way."
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| '''Boy:''' [Coughs]
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| '''Man's Voice:''' "By the gods!"
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| '''Woman's Voice:''' "It's a miracle!"
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| '''Man's Voice:''' "She's a healer."
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| '''Woman's Voice:''' "How did she do it?"
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| '''Man's Voice:''' "I've never seen anything like it."
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| '''Mother:''' "Oh-ho! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!" [Cries]
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Wow, that was like the coolest thing I've ever seen! Man, I wish you'd been around when my dog died."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "How long have you been able to do that?"
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| '''Medea:''' "How long have you been juggling grown men?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Ha-- I was born with it."
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| '''Medea:''' "That makes sense with you being the son of a god and all."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Hey, uh, did-- did I mention that I'm the king-- of Corinth?"
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| '''Medea:''' "With me, it's different. Both my parents are mortal. I have no idea where my powers come from."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Why do I get the feeling that we're not part of this conversation?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "'Cause we're not?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Well, then-- let's-- leave these two gifted people to talk about how wonderful they are. We're gonna scout ahead-- if that's all right with you."
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| '''Medea:''' "I get the feeling your friend doesn't like me very much."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Ah, Jason? Nah, it's just his way. He'll warm up. He usually does for all the girls."
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| '''Medea:''' "Seems like a real charmer."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Tell you the truth, you're the first girl to come along who didn't think so."
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| '''Medea:''' "I take that as a compliment."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Can I ask you sum'in'?"
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| '''Medea:''' "Sure."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Don't you think your parents-- miss you?"
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| '''Medwa:''' "My mother, maybe. My stepfather can rot in Tartarus, for all I care. He was jealous of my powers, so he treated me like a freak. Made him feel like a big man to lock me up. Said he had to keep his eye on me-- and that was all when he _wasn't_ drunk."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Didn't your mother do anything to stop him?"
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| '''Medea:''' "No-- she was afraid of him. She had good reason to be."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Sorry."
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| '''Medea:''' "You know what's weird? Sometimes I wish that I had stayed-- you know? Stand up to him-- tell him what he did was wrong-- instead of running. Maybe it wouldn't have worked, but at least I would have known I tried."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Still can, ya know? If I had a chance to tell Zeus how _I_ feel-- I'd take it."
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| '''Medea:''' "I can't. I'm afraid of my stepfather."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "You know, sometimes you have to face your fears to move on, Medea-- but you don't have to face them alone."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Hercules! Uh! Long time-- . So-- she the one?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "It's not like that."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Yeah, right."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Mt. Solayas is a night's journey by sea. We need a boat."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "That's not a problem. I know a guy."
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| '''Young Hercules's Voice:''' "Medea and I are gonna take a-- little detour."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Oh, a detour, huh?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Wait a minute. Where are you goin'?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "She's just got some things she needs to take care of back home."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Whoa-- meeting the parents. You big stud-muffin."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Yeah, it figures."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "What's your problem?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Well, it was your idea to slay the Ghidra, and now you're runnin' off with this girl that you hardly know."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "It's not gonna slow us down, Jason. It's gonna take a while to find your guy, and by the time you're ready to leave, we'll be there."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Fine. Fine-- whatever."
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| '''Medea:''' "Ready?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "He's achin' for it. Trust me. See ya later."
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| '''Medea:''' "-- all right, maybe you could stay for dinner."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Well, thank you very much."
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| '''Medea:''' "That's my house. The Ghidra! [Cries] My mother!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "I'm so sorry."
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| '''Medea:''' [Crying]: "I'm such a coward! I should have stood up to him when I had the chance."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "You had no idea this was gonna happen. It's not your fault."
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| '''Medea:''' "Yes it is. I should never have left her. I should have taken care of her."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "You had to take care of yourself. You did the right thing. If you had been here, you'd have been killed, too."
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| '''Medea:''' "Look at me-- I'm crying."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "You don't have to be so tough around me."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "You OK?"
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| '''Medea:''' "Yeah. [Sighs] No-- I don't know. I know I'll feel better when we find that Ghidra and slice it open."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "You'll get your chance."
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| '''Medea:''' "Thanks, Hercules. Thanks for everything."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "I didn't do anything."
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| '''Medea:''' "Yes, you did. You gave me the strength to face the truth. And I could tell you really cared. No one has before."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Well, to tell you the truth-- I-- was a little afraid of you when we first met."
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| '''Medea:''' "The son of Zeus-- afraid of me?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Sometimes, I get a little, uh-- tongue-tied-- around women."
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| '''Medea:''' "Uh-huh-- we'll have to see what we can do about that."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Ah-h-h! Jason! You know _why_ the boat rocks back and forth?! So you don't have to! Now, cut it out!"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Excuse me. Am I interrupting your beauty sleep?"
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| '''Old Sailor:''' "A-a-a-ah!"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "As a matter of fact, yeah! What is the matter with you?!"
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| '''Young Jason:''' [Sighs]: "I can't sleep. Is that a crime?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "You know? You've been no fun this trip. It's like travelling with a rash. If you're gonna be like this for the rest of the night, go sleep up on deck."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "I'd love to, but, unfortunately, Mr. _Virtuous_ is up there-- losin' his virtuosity."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Ah, so that's what this is all about. You're jealous."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Ha-- I am _not_ jealous of Hercules."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Yes, you are."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "What do I have to be jealous about? I'm the king of Corinth."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "We're not _in_ Corinth."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Look-- I can have any girl in the land."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "We're on a _boat_. Look-- Hercules has always had the strength-- you've always had the girls. Tonight-- Hercules has the strength _and_ the girl. Need I say more?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "No. No. I've heard enough. I'm gonna go sleep in the galley."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Fine. Sleep in the galley."
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| '''A Sailor:''' "Hey!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Whoa! Medea."
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| '''Medea:''' "What's wrong?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Nothing. Uh-- I just think we're goin' a little fast."
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| '''Medea:''' "Don't you like me?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Yeah. Yeah, I like you a lot. But we just met this morning."
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| '''Medea:''' "So?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Y-y-you've been through a lot, today. And-- I don't think that _you're_ thinking clearly, and [Sighs]-- I feel I'd be takin' advantage of that."
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| '''Medea:''' "Trust me. You're not."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Medea! I'm serious."
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| '''Medea:''' "Ah, I feel really stupid."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "No. No, look-- i-it's not you. I-it's me. I don't think we should be in such a hurry."
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| '''Medea:''' "Fine."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Medea-- "
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| '''Medea:''' "I'm tired. I'm going to sleep."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Excuse me, sir? Can you tell us the way to Mt. Solayas?"
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| '''Wharfmaster:''' "About half a day's hike west-- past the river. But I wouldn't go there if I were you."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-- Ghidra. Big and scary. We know. Thank you."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Listen, why don't you get us some food for the trip. I'll fill the goatskins at the river and we'll meet there."
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| '''Medea:''' "Jason, wait up. I'll come with you."
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| '''Man's Voice:''' [In Background]: "No, that's all right-- "
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Whoa, what was that about?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' [Sighs]: "I don't know. I think she's mad at me."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "What happened last night?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Nothing."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' What do you mean, ‘Nothing'?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "I mean nothing. Nothing happened. I think that's why she's mad at me."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Weird. Hey, look-- I know we were teasing you earlier about being a virgin and all-- but if nothing happened last night, ‘cause _you_ didn't want it to-- then you did the right thing."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "I know. I just-- I feel like we got-- a good thing goin' on here. I don't wanna mess it up."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Listen-- buddy-- most guys are pigs-- including me. She's probably just not used to being around a gentleman. She'll come around."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Hope you're right."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Let's go get some breakfast."
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| '''Medea:''' "Jason, let me ask you something. What's it like being a king at your age?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Well, it's not so bad. I learn as I go, I guess."
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| '''Medea:''' "Yeah, but don't you ever feel-- I don't know-- out of place? I mean, you're so young to be cooped up in a castle."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Yeah, it's not like I have a choice."
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| '''Medea:''' "My point, exactly. I mean, most people your age are out-- having fun, doing crazy things-- falling in love."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Yeah, like you and Hercules."
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| '''Medea:''' "What makes you think Hercules and I are in love?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Come on-- it's pretty obvious."
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| '''Medea:''' "If that's what you think-- then ya haven't been paying close attention. We're just friends."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Just friends?"
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| '''Medea:''' "Yeah."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "You sure?"
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| '''Medea:''' "Very."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Jason! You bastard."
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| == Act Three ==
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Hercules, wait! Hercules, hey! I can explain!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Don't touch me! You sorry excuse for a king!"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "You're gonna regret that."
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| [Fight]
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| '''Young Iolaus's Voice:''' "Guys! Break it up!"
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| '''Medea:''' "Stop it! Come on!"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Break it up!"
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| '''Medea:''' "Don't!"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!"
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| '''Medea:''' "Who do you think you are?! Oh, come on-- you gonna hit me now, too?!"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Jason. Jas-- you OK?"
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| '''Medea:''' "I didn't make you any promises. If you think you've got some kinda claim on me, think again."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "I don't know what you think you're doing here, Medea, but I'll tell ya what-- I don't want _anything_ to do with _you_!"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Hercules, I-- I didn't know."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "I may be younger than you-- but I'm not stupid. No matter what she told you, you knew. How could you do that to me? And _you_-- "
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Where are you going?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Go and finish what I've started."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Hold on. Hold on."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Iolaus, there's nothin' to talk about."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Well, I think there _is_."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Well, what do you wanna hear, man? That I'm stupid for thinkin' I was fallin' in love with her?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "No! You took a chance-- you got burned! But that doesn't make you stupid!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "I thought Jason was my friend. I can't believe he did this."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Look-- you feel the way you feel. I can't _blame_ you for it."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "All right! So, what else do you wanna talk about?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "OK-- OK-- I'm gonna tell you something-- and you're not gonna like it. Sometimes, it's hard to be your friend."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "What?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Look, I'm no oracle. There are a lot of things I don't understand. But from the first day I met you-- I just _knew_ that you were destined for something the rest of us could only dream about! People like me-- and Jason-- normal people-- we'll be lucky if our names are even mentioned in the same _breath_ as yours. And that is not always easy to live with."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Why are you defending him? If you're gonna tell me that jealousy makes people do stupid things, you can forget it-- ‘cause that's no excuse."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "No, it's not-- "
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Well, if I'm just so hard to be around, why don't you just leave?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "'Cause I'm a better person for _knowing_ you. Hey, I used to be a thief! Remember? And yeah, Jason made a mistake-- a big one! But if you could just give him _half_ a chance-- you might be a better person for it, too."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "I am so stupid!"
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| '''Medea:''' "It's my fault, Jason. I-- I lied to you. Things weren't working out with Hercules and I didn't know how to let him down. I should never have kissed you."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "No, we're both to blame. Hercules and I have been friends for a long time. He was right. I knew how he felt about you. I can't let him fight the Ghidra alone."
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| '''Medea:''' "Wait. You're the last person he wants to see right now. Besides, we both know he can handle it. You're hurt. I can heal that."
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| '''Young Jason:''' [Interrupts]: "No. Don't-- please."
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| '''Medea:''' "At least, let me make a poultice. It's a really deep cut."
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| '''Hera's Voice:''' "Boys will be boys."
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| '''Medea:''' "Hera.
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| '''Hera:''' "Especially when a pretty face comes along."
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| '''Medea:''' "Killing my mother was never a part of our agreement."
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| '''Hera:''' "Our agreement is whatever I _say_ it is! And I did that for you. Your mother turned a blind eye, while your stepfather robbed you of your innocence. She deserved to die-- as much as he did."
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| '''Medea:''' "I hated her for letting it happen. But I never wanted her to die. I loved her."
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| '''Hera:''' "Never mind that. I'm the only one who can help you-- who can give you the power you want-- _true_ power-- to destroy any man who wrongs you."
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| '''Medea:''' "I did what you commanded. I split Jason and Hercules apart."
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| '''Hera:''' "But Jason still wants to help his friends! Only together can they stop the Ghidra! You must keep him here-- until Hercules is dead! Then you will have your reward!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "This looks like the place."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Are you sure?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Only one way to find out."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Yep-- this is it."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "I think I know that guy. Oop."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Hey."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Maybe it's full."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Let's hope it doesn't snack between meals."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "You, uh-- you ever killed a monster before?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Yeah. The snake, remember? Ares' cavern?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Maybe you should go first."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "What, are you scared?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "No. Yeah."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Me, too."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "I can't do this."
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| '''Medea:''' "What are you talking about?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "I-I feel like I'm running away. And if I don't go back, I won't be able to live with myself."
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| '''Medea:''' "Jason, don't! You can't! He doesn't want your help!"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "He's my friend."
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| '''Hera:''' "Kill him, Medea! It's the only way."
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| '''Medea:''' "I can't."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "What's goin' on?"
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| '''Hera:''' "Kill him now-- or I will."
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| '''Medea:''' "It's Hera. Jason, run!"
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| '''Hera:''' "You stupid, stupid girl! I could have given you _real_ power! Let me show you what you're missing!"
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| '''Young Jason:''' [Screams]
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| == Act Four ==
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "So, where is it?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "How should I know?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Maybe we should have made an appointment. You didn't tell me it has two heads."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "It slipped my mind."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Anything else you forgot to mention?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Yeah. The stinger on that tail-- it's instant death."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Anything else?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Yeah. It breathes fire, too. Duck!"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Anything else?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "No, that's about it."
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| '''Young Jason:''' [Sighs]: "What happened?"
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| '''Medea:''' "You're all right, now."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "I don't understand."
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| '''Medea:''' "Come on. I'll explain on the way. Your friends need you."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "You ready?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "No."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Yes, you are. We gotta work together here."
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| [Fight]
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' [Yells]: "It's gonna blow!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "That's one tough Ghidra."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Yeah, tell me about it. Whoo. Whoa!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "I think I made it angry."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Ah, you didn't tell me it could do that."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "I didn't _know_ it could do that."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Ah-h-h-h!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "What are you doing here?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "I came to help."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Why should I believe you?"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "I believe we could _use_ the help? See what I mean?! Whoa!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "OK-- you take the _right_ head. You take the _left_ head. I'm goin' up through the middle."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Right."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Ready? Break!"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Hey!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "The tail! Get the tail!"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "This is getting personal."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Who-o-o-o-oa!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "I think it's going very well."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "We're gaining on him."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Jason. Stick the tail! Jason! Get it in the gut!"
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Yes! Yeah! Ooh! We bad! Ooh!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Yeah, you bad, all right."
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| '''Medea:''' "I know I hurt you, Hercules. You're the first guy I ever trusted. You're decent. I just didn't realize that until it was too late."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Is that why you came back? To tell me you were sorry?"
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| '''Medea:''' "No, I came back because I care about you. And if you still feel anything at all for me-- try to forgive me."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "She's tellin' the truth, Hercules. Hera used Medea to turn us against each other."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Hera."
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| '''Hera:''' "Come now, Hercules! Did you think I would tolerate my husband's infidelity lightly?!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "That's between you and Zeus."
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| '''Hera:''' "No! _You're_ between us! But if you die a horrible death-- maybe he'll think _twice_ next time before his eyes start to wander! Before he fathers any more _half-mortal_ mongrels like you! And you, my poor girl-- I had _such_ high hopes for you-- but you shouldn't make promises you can't keep! That's a lesson _I'll_ have to teach you!"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Stay away from her!"
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| '''Medea:''' "There's nothing you can do."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "No."
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| '''Medea:''' "I'm sorry."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Medea! [Echoes]"
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| '''Hera's Voice:''' [Laughs]: "I'll be seeing you, Hercules."
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "You can count on it."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Hercules."
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| '''Young Iolaus:''' "Oh. I'll just-- be over there."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "I'm sorry. She was-- "
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Yeah. I wanna thank you?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Thank me?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "For coming back. I couldn't have done it without you."
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Does this mean we're still friends?"
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| '''Young Hercules:''' "Even better than before. You comin'?"
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| '''Young Jason:''' "Right behind you."
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| '''Jason:''' "When did you _really_ forgive me?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Last week." [They laugh.]
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah. Well, I wasn't sure you guys would get over that."
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| '''Jason:''' "I guess we were both-- victims of Hera's vengeance."
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| '''Hercules:''' "No, I think-- Medea was the real victim. But her wounds ran so deep-- that we all felt them."
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