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| '''Lilith:''' "Now, Hercules, are you sure it's gonna be OK with your mother if I tag along?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Yes. OK? She loves company."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Aw, man-- wait till you taste Alcmene's sweet apple pie. Mmm."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Oh, and her fig tarts-- "
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Oh, oh-- forget about it."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Oooh."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Hey, uh-- do you think she'll make, uh-- that lamb and her mint sauce?"
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| '''Lilith:''' "Oh, stop it! You're making me hungry!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Making _you_ hungry? Man, I can practically smell smoke from here."
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| '''People's Voices:''' [Screaming]: "Fire!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "You can!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Alcmene!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Run!"
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| '''Alcmene:''' "Why are you doing this?!"
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| '''Lucius:''' "A message-- from one son of Zeus-- to another."
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| '''Alcmene:''' "You're Lucius?"
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| '''Lucius:''' "That's right. Take a good-- long look."
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| '''Alcmene:''' "If you've come here to hurt me, just get it over with!"
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| '''Lucius:''' "Oh, Alcmene-- that would ruin the fun! You see, I want you-- to watch-- as your son loses his mind with hate. I want you to know how much he's going to suffer."
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| '''Alcmene:''' "Hercules is at the academy."
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| '''Lucius:''' "Nice try-- but I happen to know he's on his way. In fact, he should be here-- "
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| '''Hercules's Voice:''' "Mom!"
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| '''Iolaus's Voice:''' "Alcmene!"
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| '''Hercules's Voice:''' "Coming!"
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| '''Lucius:''' "Right on schedule."
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| '''Lucius:''' "Be sure to tell him-- I dropped by."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Mother."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "The curtains! Lilith! Help!"
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| '''Alcmene:''' "I'm all right."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Who did this?"
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| '''Lucius:''' "Go!" [Laughs]
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| '''Hercules:''' "Lucius."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Uh. There."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Uh."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Yeah."
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| '''Alcmene:''' "He seemed to want to hurt you. Why'd he attack the village? It doesn't make any sense."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Yeah, it makes perfect sense to him."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah, he's tryin' to destroy every mortal son of Zeus."
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| '''Alcmene:''' "What do you mean?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "He's a wacko."
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| '''Alcmene:''' "There may be others in the village that need help."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Hey-- we'll check."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Right with ya."
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| '''Hercules:''' "One thing's for sure-- he is _definitely_ not gonna get away with this."
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| '''Alcmene:''' "Please, don't do anything foolish. Lucius wants you to come after him."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well-- he's gonna get what he wants."
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| == Act One ==
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| '''Ambassador:''' "And so you see, young man-- we offer up a sacrifice to the Minotaur on a regular basis."
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| '''Jason:''' [Whispers] "Get me outta here."
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| '''Ophistus:''' "Well! Thank you, your eminences, for coming. However, Prince Jason has to, um-- he must, um-- "
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| '''Jason:''' "Troops."
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| '''Ophistus:''' "Inspect the troops. Thank you again."
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| '''Ambassador:''' "Mmm."
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| '''Jason:''' [Sighs]: "That man needs a bib."
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| '''Ophistus:''' "Yes. Oh, just one tiny thing, my prince-- "
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| '''Jason:''' "What's that?"
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| '''Ophistus:''' "Always use the fork, furthest from the plate, first."
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| '''Jason:''' "It's almost fall break at the academy."
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| '''Ophistus:''' "Yeah-- what has that to do with protocol?"
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| '''Jason:''' "I miss my friends."
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| '''Ophistus:''' "Well-- perhaps we have been working a little hard. Why don't you take a short walk?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Yeah. Yeah, I'll just go wander around the-- marketplace for a while."
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| '''Ophistus:''' "No, no-- I-I meant around the palace."
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| '''Iambe:''' Luc's Mother: "Tell Mother how you made Alcmene suffer."
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| '''Lucius:''' "I had her watch-- while her village burnt around her. Then! I made her understand how _few_ hours her _precious_ Hercules has left to live!"
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| '''Iambe:''' "You see, Zeus? This! Is your true child-- not that wretched whelp of Alcmene's. Oh-- you never loved her-- not-- like you loved me. Oh, we're coming, Zeus. We're coming to Olympus to join you. Tell me-- tell Mama-- what you'll do to Hercules."
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| '''Jason:''' "Hi, there."
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| '''Woman's Voice:''' [Screams]
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| '''Thief:''' "Give me that!"
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| '''Woman:''' [Screams]: "Help! Help!"
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| '''Men's Voices:''' "Get him! Get him!" "Grab him!"
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| '''Thief:''' "I'm gonna break you in half, little man."
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| '''Jason:''' "I wouldn't do that if I were you."
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| '''Woman's Voice:''' "He's a real-- "
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| '''Theodore:''' "Here you go, Ma'am."
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| '''Woman: "Thank you. Thank you, very much."
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| '''Theodore:''' [Laughs]: "My pleasure, Ma'am. I mean-- golly-- what citizen wouldn't do the same thing."
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| '''Woman:''' "And-- thank you, your Highness."
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| '''Jason:''' "You're welcome."
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| '''Woman:''' "Thank you."
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| '''Jason:''' "You're welcome."
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| '''Theodore:''' "‘You're Highness'?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Jason."
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| '''Theodore:''' "_Prince_ Jason? Wow! Uh-- Theodore. Uh, I just moved here from Patrai."
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| '''Jason:''' "Oh-- you're here with your family?"
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| '''Theodore:''' "Uh, no. My father-- passed away."
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| '''Jason:''' "Oh. I'm sorry."
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| '''Theodore:''' "There's been a lot to take care of, you know."
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| '''Jason:''' "I know how you feel."
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| '''Theodore:''' "Yeah."
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| '''Jason:''' "Well, look, I, um-- I gotta go back to the palace."
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| '''Theodore:''' "Sorry, I did-I didn't mean to keep you, huh?"
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| '''Jason:''' "No, why don't you, um-- why don't you come _with_ me? You can show me a-- few 'a your rope tricks."
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| '''Theodore:''' "You sure?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Hey-- _‘knot'_ a problem-- huh?" [They laugh.]
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| '''Alcmene:''' "Iolaus?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Hey, Alcmene. Hey. Hey, are you OK?"
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| '''Girl:''' "I lost my dog."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Aw-w, well, don't worry about it. He'll come back. At least you _have_ the dog. Oh. Hey, uh-- ya like magic? Yeah? Look-- nothing in my hands. Huh? Magic coin-- see? Ya like-- ? W-w-wait! Wait. That's my money."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Hey, Hercules-- slow down. We've got enough. You're thinking about Lucius, aren't you?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Wouldn't you, if he attacked _your_ mother? Huh?"
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| '''Lilith:''' "Hey, easy-- you'll get your chance."
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| '''Hercules:''' "When? When he just comes into town and burns people's homes down and rides away laughing?!"
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| '''Lilith:''' "Do you know where Lucius went?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Not yet-- but I know him-- and he's left some kinda clue around here, that-- sick, little-- . When I find it-- I'm gonna make sure that he can never hurt anybody, ever again."
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| '''Jason:''' "Hey, yah. Whoo!"
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| '''Theodore:''' "Nice place ya got here!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Yeah. Hey, I'll tell ya-- the only other person I've seen handle a rope like that is Hercules."
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| '''Theodore:''' "Oh-h-h?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Hmm."
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| '''Theodore:''' "Who's he?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Her-- who's Hercules?! Well, that's my buddy! He's one of Zeus's mortal sons."
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| '''Theodore:''' "Jeepers! Zeus has mortal sons on Earth?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Ah, yeah. They're not all like Hercules, though. Some of them [Cuckoo Sound here]-- aren't all there if ya know what I mean."
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| '''Theodore:''' "No, I don't."
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| '''Jason:''' "He's got this, uh-- one half-brother-- Lucius-- ha-ha-- guy's a complete meathead. Hey, come on-- show me some of that rope stuff. Mmm."
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| '''Theodore:''' "Exceptional people-- aren't always understood-- by the lesser ones around them."
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| '''Jason:''' "Really. Well, Hercules is exceptional, and I understand him just fine."
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| '''Theodore:''' "That's nice-- love to meet him."
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| '''Jason:''' "Well, I'll see what I can do."
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| '''Ophistus:''' "Ah-- your Highness-- time for your etiquette lesson."
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| '''Theodore:''' "Well, I gotta get goin', anyway. Uh-- thanks for showin' me around the palace. Chk."
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| '''Jason:''' "Hey! You forgot your rope."
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| '''Theodore:''' "Keep it."
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| '''Lucius:''' "Hercules is as good as mine."
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| '''Thief:''' "I _did_ what _you_ wanted. I stole that lady's bag. Now, _give_ me what you promised!"
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| '''Lucius:''' "Do you have any idea-- how hard it was-- to pretend to let such an oaf like you get the better of me?"
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| '''Thief:''' "Mm-mm."
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| '''Lucius:''' "Normally-- I would tear you-- into _tiny, little pieces_! And feed you to the dogs for even _presuming_ to touch me!"
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| '''Thief:''' "So-- I guess we're even?"
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| '''Lucius:''' "Uh-- yeah."
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| '''Thief:''' [Yells]
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| '''Lucius:''' "None of them are worthy, Father. But soon-- I will prove to you that I am! [Whispers] Father."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Hey-- how's it goin'?"
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| '''Lilith:''' "Oh, look at her. Her village is burned-- and she can still be happy."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah-- she can still be happy, ‘cause the little thief has got my money."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Oh, come on, Iolaus. Oh. Hello? Beep-beep."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yep-- that's great."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Ooh. Ooh. Yuck."
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| '''Iolaus:''' [Sighs]: "Well, I guess there's someone around here that likes ya. Hey."
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| '''Girl:''' "Buddy!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Now, don't go losing him again, OK?"
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| '''Girl:''' "Here's your money?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Uh-- no, you go keep it. Go buy your dog a cat." [Chuckles]
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| '''Girl's Voice:''' "Come on, Buddy! Let's go!" [Giggles]
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| '''Lucius:''' "Mother?! Hmm-- yummy. Goat stew!"
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| '''Iambe:''' "Tell me that Hercules is dead."
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| '''Lucius:''' [Gulps]: "Soon, Mother; very soon."
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| '''Iambe:''' "No stew for you!" [Hisses]
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| '''Lucius:''' "I'm sorry!"
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| '''Iambe:''' "Don't you care about me, anymore? My bags for our trip to Olympus have been packed for hours."
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| '''Lucius:''' "I-I-I know, Mother. But-- "
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| '''Iambe:''' "Go ahead-- forget about the woman who gave you life. Just-- break-- my-- hear-r-r-r-r-r-t!"
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| '''Lucius:''' "I-- have a plan."
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| '''Iambe:''' "What plan?"
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| '''Lucius:''' "T-to use Hercules' friend-- to break him. It'll take a little longer-- but he will suffer-- oh! so much more!"
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| '''Iambe:''' "Well-- now, that's different. Here-- have mine."
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| '''Lucius:''' "Thank you, Mother. I-I've discovered Hercules' mortal weakness. He actually _cares_ about his friends! [Laughs] And I intend to use that-- to de-_stroy_ him."
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| '''Iambe:''' "That's my boy." [Evil Laugh]
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| '''Hercules:''' "Corinth."
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| == Act Two ==
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| '''Jason:''' "Ya-hah! Ya-hah! Hey-hey-hey-- Hercules. Hey, I didn't expect ya so soon."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Whaddya mean, ‘So soon'?"
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| '''Jason:''' "I just sent for ya. Theodore-- ‘Rope Man'-- he wanted to meet ya."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well, whatever-- that's not why I'm here."
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| '''Jason:''' "This is one of our royal banners. Where'd ya get this?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Lucius left it as a bit of a calling card when he attacked my mother's village."
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| '''Jason:''' "Lucius."
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| '''Hercules:''' "He's in Corinth."
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| '''Jason:''' "Why?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well-- in his twisted little mind, he thinks that if he hurts people that are close to me-- he hurts me. So-- you're in danger."
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| '''Jason:''' "Go to the captain of the guards. We're gonna form a search party. I'll meetcha in the armory-- all right?
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| '''Hercules:''' "OK. See ya there."
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| '''Jason:''' "Theodore-- how'ja get in here?"
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| '''Theodore:''' "Why? Is there a problem?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Yeah, Lucius is in Corinth."
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| '''Theodore:''' "Ooh."
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| '''Jason:''' "We're gonna search the city. What's with the sword?"
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| '''Theodore:''' "Oh, I, uh-- I just thought there might be some trouble."
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| '''Jason:''' "Because of Lucius."
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| '''Theodore:''' "Of course. What else?"
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| '''Jason:''' "I don't know. Ha-ha. But I _do_ know-- that no one knows-- he's here-- but Lucius himself."
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| '''Lucius:''' "Smart boy!"
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| [Fight]
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| '''Jason:''' "I'm not _that_ smart."
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| '''Lucius:''' [Laughs]: "Ha-ha!
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| '''Lucius:''' "I'll take that."
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| '''Jason:''' "You're not gonna get away with this, Lucius."
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| '''Lucius:''' "_Prince_ Jason-- what made you think you could challenge a son of Zeus?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Why not? He challenges this son 'a Zeus all the time."
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| '''Lucius:''' "Little brother-- _why_ am I not surprised to see you, huh?!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Let's just talk about this, OK?"
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| '''Lucius:''' "_Don't_ come any closer-- unless you wanna see whether _royalty_ bounces, huh?!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "What-- do you want, Lucius?"
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| '''Lucius:''' "Let's see, uh-- I want you-- to suffer for making me look bad in front of Zeus. And then-- I wanna destroy you."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Do you actually think that this is gonna make Zeus proud of you, huh? ‘Cause if you do-- you're crazier than I thought."
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| '''Jason:''' "You don't have to do this, Lucius! There's help for people like you!"
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| '''Lucius:''' "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Don't make me laugh."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Lucius, listen. Just think about what you're doin' here, OK? If you hurt him-- his people will hunt you down like a dog."
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| '''Lucius:''' "Let's find out then, shall we?"
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| '''Jason:''' [Yells]
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| '''Hercules:''' "Jason!"
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| '''Jason:''' [Groans]: "Don't worry about me, Hercules! I'll just, uh-- I'll just hang around!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "All right, just hold on! I got some business to take care of."
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| '''Hercules:''' "First my mother, now my friends, huh? Stop hurting people that I care about! If you really wanna get through to Zeus, this is not the way, all right?"
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| '''Lucius:''' "Zeus loves me. He tells me every day. Come on, admit it-- you wish you had the guts to be me."
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| '''Hercules:''' "What?"
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| '''Lucius:''' "You wanna be Zeus's favorite _so_ badly, you can _taste_ it! Sadly, that role is filled. You see? Zeus loves _me_ more. [Evil laughter] Well-- I guess I'll just have to use my bare hands, then."
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| '''Jason:''' "Hercules!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Jason!"
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| '''Lucius:''' "Come on. Ha-ha-ha-ha."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Two can play at that game. Give it up, Lucius. It's over."
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| '''Lucius:''' "Never. See? I know where your mommy lives. And your friends are _so_ easy to find."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Don't you ever go near my mother again! You understand me?! Ever! Nobody-- nobody! Hurts my mother or my friends! Do you understand that?! Do you-- understand that?!"
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| '''Lucius:''' "Uh-- something about your mommy."
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| '''Hercules:''' "I'm gonna-- "
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| '''Lucius:''' "What? Do to me what I did to your friend, Jason?"
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| '''Jason's Voice:''' "Hercules!"
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| '''Lucius:''' "You could save him-- but you _so_ wanna finish me. Huh?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Uh! Uh!"
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| '''Lucius:''' "You're just like me."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Get back here and fight like a man!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Oh! Oh! Oh! Whoo! Hey-- don't worry about it. I heard what he said. You're nothin' like him."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Oh, yeah?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Yeah."
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| '''Hercules:''' "How can you be so sure?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Well-- I wouldn't have a jerk like that for a friend."
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