1.05 - Girl Trouble

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Title Girl Trouble Episode # Season 1, Episode 5 First aired September 19, 1998 Directed by Charlie Haskell Written by Adam Armus and Nora Kay Foster Summary Lilith arrives, and the guys discover a mysterious cargo.

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Quotes

Jason: There she is.

Iolaus: A girl in the academy? A babe-- who can cook.
Jason: Aw-- I've died and gone to the Elysian Fields.
Iolaus: No. No, wait! No! I saw her first!
Jason: You were busy stuffin' your face!
Iolaus: Huh? I'll show you how to stuff your face! Come on!
Hercules: Guys, guys, guys, guys. Listen, are we really gonna fight over a beautiful woman, huh?
Jason and Iolaus: Yes!

Hercules: A-a-all right then, gentlemen-- and I use the term so very loosely-- there's only one way to settle this.

Iolaus: Okay. Through the arch; off the ladder; over the roof; off the well; off the wall; down the steps; nothing but pigpen.

Iolaus: Who needs money? I'll just turn on the old Iolaus charm.

Cyane: You've never seen an Amazon, before, huh?
Hercules: Well, no, but I've heard things.
Cyane: That we're thieves and murderers, and baby-snatchers. We hate all men and corrupt all women, right?
Hercules: Uh-huh. Is it true?
Cyane: No. Thousands of years ago, all the men in our village were wiped out in a single battle. From then on, our ancestors knew that our women needed to be strong. So, as for men, we just-- learned to live without them.

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