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| == Teaser ==
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| '''1st Thief:''' "I got 'em! I did it!"
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| '''2nd Thief:''' "You stole the winged shoes from Hermes, the messenger of the gods?!"
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| '''1st Thief:''' "You bet! I snuck into Hera's temple-- and stole 'em-- while Hermes slept. I'll be the greatest thief ever! Too fast for anyone to see!"
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| '''2nd Thief:''' "Aren't you scared of what the gods will do?"
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| '''1st Thief:''' "They'll have to catch me first! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
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| '''2nd Thief:''' "What's that?"
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| '''1st Thief:''' "Nothing-- just the wind. [Screams] Get this thing off of me! Aw, not the shoes! Come on!"
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| '''2nd Thief:''' "That's the gods for ya! That's what happens when ya mess with their stuff."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "Hera, my queen-- I return Hermes' shoes as commanded. The mortal that stole them will no longer boast of his crimes."
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| '''Hera's Voice:''' "Well done, Nemesis. You have a talent for dealing with mortals who dare challenge the gods."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "I have no choice but to fulfill my obligation."
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| '''Hera's Voice:''' "Don't complain. You earned this dirty job. You and your father shouldn't have sided with the Titans against Zeus for control of Olympus."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "I was loyal to my family."
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| '''Hera's Voice:''' "Enough, Nemesis! Excuses tire me. Here's your next assignment."
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| '''Jason's Voice:''' "We caught 'em off guard. I went left. Iolaus went right. And that's when we did the old-- "
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| '''Iolaus''' and '''Hercules''' and '''Jason:''' "Tree-- uh! Uh! Gag!"
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| '''Soldier:''' "Kora! Food and drink! I've gotta get this criminal to Thebes before nightfall."
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| '''Kora:''' "Criminal? Rowab took a little oil from Hera's temple to keep his sick kid warm."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Hey! So why don't you just take it easy, all right?!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Hey, hey."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well, he's in chains. What's he gonna do, huh?!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Hey, man. Don't antagonize the constable."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "What? So it's OK for him to push him around like that."
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| '''Jason:''' "Well, you tell me. You're the expert. When you've been arrested, and someone makes the guard angry-- who's he take it out on? I was thinkin' of Rowab."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah-- well so was Hercules."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Whoa. Whoa-- who is that?"
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| '''Jason:''' "That's-- that's the wind."
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| '''Hercules:''' "You guys are tellin' me that you don't see that _beautiful_ girl with the bow and arrow?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Believe me-- if there was a beautiful girl at the door-- I'd see her."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Hey. Wait. S-stop!"
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| '''Rowab:''' "Get him off me!"
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| '''Soldier:''' "What do you think you're doin'?!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well, Mr. Ungrateful, I was saving you from her!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Hercules, there's nobody there."
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| == Act One ==
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| '''Kora:''' "I told you! No roughhousing!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "I can explain!"
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| '''Kora:''' "And the next time you wanna play fire god, you do it somewhere else!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Yeah, well, uh-- I was leavin' anyway!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Hey-- whatever ya saw, or ya didn't see-- forget it. She's irritable."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "Who are you to interfere?!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Oh, hi. Uh-- I'm Hercules."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "I know."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "You must be a god if you can see me?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well-- you know-- not a god-god, just a half-god. Zeus is my father?"
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| '''Jason:''' "So?"
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| '''Hercules:''' [Sighs]: "Uh, listen-- who-who are you?"
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| '''Nemesis:''' "I'm Nemesis."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "I'm Iolaus, and this is-- Jason. What's goin' on with the big guy?"
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| '''Jason:''' "I don't know."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "I think there was something in the custard this morning. It was the custard. Did you see how much he was eating?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Guys, can you cut it out? I'm not talkin' to you, OK? I'm-- I'm talking to Nemesis."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "The goddess? She's here?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Yeah."
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| '''Jason:''' "Nemesis is the goddess of justice. She exterminates people. That's no good."
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| '''Hercules:''' "I know that, Jason. But we don't need to talk about her like she's not here, right? I mean, she's right in the middle of you guys."
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| '''Jason''' and '''Iolaus:''' "Ooh."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "They can't see me."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Oh."
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| '''Jason:''' "Nemesis! If you're-- hey! If you're here to hurt my friend! You're gonna have to go through me, first!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "She's over there."
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| '''Jason's Voice:''' "Oh, yeah."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Guys? Listen, don't worry about it, OK? She's not here for me. She's here for Rowab."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "And you stopped me. I won't fail a second time."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Uh-- "
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Well-- it's a good thing you're not after Hercules! 'Cause you'd have to go through the three of us!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Yeah!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Guys-- she's gone."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Ah."
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| '''Jason:''' "Huh. Huh. Hey-- where you goin'?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "I'm gonna go protect Rowab. He doesn't deserve to be crushed like an insect by the gods."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "You out of your mind? Nemesis-- nothing stops her."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well-- maybe-- maybe not."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "And what are you gonna do?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "I'm gonna turn on the charm."
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| '''Jason:''' "Aw-- we're doomed."
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| '''Hercules:''' "All right. Just stay here, OK? I don't wanna get you two hurt."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Are we gonna let him have all the fun by himself?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Of course not. Let's roll."
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| '''Hercules:''' "I thought that we discussed this."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "Look, I told you, it is the will of the queen of the gods. You interfere, and you will share Rowab's fate."
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| '''Hercules:''' "I'm just tryin' to keep you from makin' a mistake-- all right?"
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| '''Nemesis:''' "Rowab is a thief. He stole oil from Hera's temple."
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| '''Hercules:''' "And he's paying for it! What kind of a goddess are you?"
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| '''Nemesis:''' "I'm the goddess of justice?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Justice-- really. So you call it justice when you destroy a man for taking some oil to keep his sick child warm?"
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| '''Nemesis:''' "I don't have a choice, OK? I do as I'm told. It's my punishment."
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| '''Hercules:''' "For what?"
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| '''Nemesis:''' "When your father, Zeus, revolted against the Titans for control of Mt. Olympus-- my father sided with the Titans. Now, because of that-- I'm forced to obey any god who demands a mortal be punished."
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| '''Hercules:''' "I'm sorry."
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| '''Jason's Voice:''' "Are you talkin' to Nemesis again?"
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| '''Hercules's Voice:''' "Yeah."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Sorry for what?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Uh-- my father pushed her into her lousy job."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Oh-- so why doesn't she retire?"
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| '''Jason:''' "You just can't quit on Zeus. It's not that easy."
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| '''Soldier:''' "Move it along."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Wait-- wait. Listen. Please-- don't take his life."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "It's Hera's command."
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| '''Hercules:''' "What if Hera's wrong?"
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| '''Nemesis:''' "Hera's commands are never wrong. Look, just get out of the way. If you interfere, she has told me to destroy you."
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| '''Hercules:''' "To destroy me?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Destroy you?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Destroy him? Hera hasn't told her that you fall under Zeus's protection."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah, she doesn't know that if she lays a finger on you, Zeus zaps her for good."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "What are these mortals babbling about?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "You say Hera's never wrong. She put your life in danger-- when she told you to come against me. Ask Zeus. Now, she was wrong once. Maybe she's wrong again. I can't let you do this. Go back! Go-- back! Rowab, go back!"
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| '''Rowab:''' "Get off me! What's your deal?!"
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| '''Soldier:''' "I suppose you're _savin'_ him again, huh?!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Yes!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Sorry about my friend, here. He's been crazy ever since he-- met Nemesis."
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| '''Iolaus:''' [Interrupting]: "Uh, drank some bad pond water."
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| '''Soldier:''' "Kids, nowadays."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Get Rowab outta here, OK?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "I'm sorry about this. He-he drank some bad pond water. I think it's gone straight to his head."
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| '''Jason:''' "Ah-h-h."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "He thinks he can see the goddess, Nemesis."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Nemesis!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "See? Uh-- ooh."
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| '''Soldier:''' "Bad pond water or no bad pond water-- he shows up again-- I'll lock him up, too!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Oh-- uh-- "
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| '''Jason:''' "I got this. I got this."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Oh, OK."
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| '''Jason:''' "Constable-- ha-ha-- Jason of Corinth."
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| '''Soldier:''' "Oh-- the young prince."
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| '''Jason:''' "Hey, listen, I've got a very-- sweet-- deal for you. Thebes is-- so far away. Why don't you come to Corinth? I'll setcha up in a nice, fast carriage? Huh? What do ya say? Say yes. It's so easy to say yes."
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| '''Soldier:''' "Oh, yes."
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| '''Jason:''' "Ha-- that's it. All right, let's roll." [Sighs]
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Jas, what are yo doing?"
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| '''Jason:''' "The old negotiation gag."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Got it."
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| '''Hera's Voice:''' "Stregna-- Nemesis has disobeyed my command. If you wish to become goddess of justice-- you must prove your worth-- by destroying her."
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| '''Stregna:''' "I will not let you down, Hera."
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| '''Hera's Voice:''' "Did this arrow in the bowl of Hind's blood-- the only thing that can kill a god. Careful-- a scratch and you will be lost. Nemesis is clever. You will only have one chance."
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| '''Stregna:''' "I'll only need one."
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| '''Hera's Voice:''' "Oh, yes-- if Hercules gets in your way-- eliminate him."
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| '''Hercules:''' "That was a nice shot."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "I missed on purpose."
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| '''Hercules:''' "That's great."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "No-- it isn't. Don't you see? Hera's out for both of us, now."
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| == Act Two ==
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| '''Hercules:''' "That was brave of you."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "Brave? I don't feel brave."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well, uh-- you feel better, though, don'tcha?"
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| '''Nemesis:''' "I don't know what I feel. You've confused me. I've never failed Hera before."
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| '''Hercules:''' "She's understanding, I imagine."
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| '''Stregna:''' "Well, well, well-- Nemesis _and_ Hercules."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Do I know you?"
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| '''Nemesis:''' "Stregna-- a minor goddess who's trying to take my place."
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| '''Stregna:''' "_Is_ taking your place."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Do you two wanna be alone?"
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| '''Stregna:''' "You disobeyed Hera. She made you my first target."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "You wondered if Hera might be understanding?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "I thought gods were immortal. How could she hurt you?"
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| '''Nemesis:''' "If the arrow is dipped in Hind's blood."
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| '''Stregna:''' "Good guess."
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| [Fight]
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| '''Stregna:''' "Uh! Uh!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Hey! Nice shot!"
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| '''Nemesis:''' "Yeah, for now. We've gotta move."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Yeah. I see whatcha mean. Come on."
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| '''Hercules:''' "So, I-- suppose talkin' to her's out of the question?"
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| '''Nemesis:''' "Stregna's always wanted to take my place. She won't stop until I'm gone."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Uh. Let's get outta here."
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| '''Stregna:''' "So, you wanna play hide-and-seek?"
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| '''Nemesis:''' "Don't stop. Stregner [sic] will find us for sure."
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| '''Hercules:''' "We haven't seen her for awhile, now."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "She's looking for us. Trust me. This mortal form of getting around really wears me out."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well, uh-- well, we could rest. There. Well, not many people come here, you know, so we probably have time to figure out what we're gonna do."
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| '''Stregna:''' "Sorry. Time's up."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "You can't hit what you can't see."
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| '''Stregna:''' "At least, go out with some dignity, Nemesis. This is pitiful."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Let's get outta here, OK? Whoa. Uh-- "
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| '''Stregna:''' "You know you can't hide from me."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "You want me? You got me. But leave Hercules out of this!"
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| '''Stregna:''' "Too late. Hera was very specific. He interferes-- he's fair game."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "You do know that if you harm Hercules, you'll have to deal with his father, Zeus?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Hmm? Huh?"
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| '''Nemesis:''' "I don't suppose Hera mentioned that. She doesn't care any more about you than she did about me!"
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| '''Stregna:''' "Am I hearing this? Nemesis has feelings for mortals? Tsk-tsk-tsk."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Is she hearing this?! Do ya?!"
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| '''Nemesis:''' "Well-- "
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| '''Stregna:''' "So-- we'll just have to find a reason for Hercules to leave. Say-- saving his friends?"
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| '''Iolaus''' and '''Jason's Voices''': "Hercules?!"
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| '''Jason's Voice:''' "Where are you?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Herc!"
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| '''Stregna [H's Voice]:''' "Over here!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "What? No! No! Not over here! Don't! It's a trick!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Get us down! Herc!"
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| '''Nemesis:''' "Go-- save your friends. I'll deal with Stregna."
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| '''Hercules:''' "OK."
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| '''Stregna:''' "He's such a pest."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Sorry-- huh. Such a pest-- huh."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Oh! Ooh! I'm a little worried about you!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Yeah! The joke's on us!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Can I borrow this?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Take it! We'll just-- we'll hang around!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "OK. Come here."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Uh-- sorry we're late. We, uh-- got a bit wrapped up."
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| '''Hercules:''' "You guys OK?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Yeah-- we're vine. I mean-- we're fine."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Oh-- come on."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "Uh! Uh!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "We have to stop Stregna."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Where is she?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "She's right there."
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| '''Jason:''' "Right there!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Oh."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Yeah."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "So, what do we do?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Uh-- you gotta be distractions."
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| '''Jason''' and '''Iolaus:''' "Oh. OK."
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| '''Hercules:''' "No. No. No. No. Not to me! Not to me-- to her."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Oh."
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| '''Hercules:''' "OK-- here we go. Will _it_ fit?"
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| '''Jason''' and '''Hercules''' and '''Iolaus:''' "We'll never quit! Ye-ah-h-h!"
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| '''Iolaus's Voice:''' "Hey! Over here!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Uh. Uh. Hey! Uh."
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| '''Iolaus's Voice:''' "Yeah! Over here!"
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| '''Jason's Voice:''' "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
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| '''Iolaus's Voice:''' "Uh-- look! Look at me! Look at me! Uh."
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| '''Jason:''' "Nyaah."
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| '''Iolaus's Voice:''' "Yeah, hi! Hey! Hey!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "All right! Jason! Go left! OK, Iolaus! Back! Back! Whoa! Jason-- get ready."
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| '''Jason:''' "Come on!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Go right! Iolaus! Get out of there! Get out of there! Go back! Go back! Good! Hey! Do the old tree gag!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "What?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "The old classic-- come on."
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| '''Iolaus''' and '''Jason:''' "Oh. Oh! Hey! Over here! Say what?! Over here! Hey! Say what?! Come on! Over here! Shake it! Come on! Shake it!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Ready?"
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| '''Jason's Voice:''' "Yeah."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Go! Go right!"
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| '''Stregna:''' "My hair."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Yeah-- your hair."
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| '''Stregna:''' "You've won this time. But my hair will come back-- and so will I."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Hi. So, uh-- what're you gonna do, now? Huh? You gonna-- go back to being the goddess of justice?"
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| '''Nemesis:''' "I don't know. I don't know if Hera will allow it. I've got a lotta thinking to do."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Yeah."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "And what will you do?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "About what?"
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| '''Nemesis:''' "Well, about Hera-- it's obvious that she hates you."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Yeah. Why is it? I mean, what'd I ever do to her?"
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| '''Nemesis:''' "Zeus is your father. The thought that Zeus could love a child that wasn't hers probably caused a jealous rage."
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| '''Hercules:''' "So, let me get this straight, um-- I bother Hera-- just by being me?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' [Whispers]: "Nemesis?"
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| '''Nemesis:''' "I must go. Um-- I hope that our paths will cross again."
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| '''Hercules:''' "I hope so."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "But-- not in any official capacity."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Did you just ask me out?"
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| '''Nemesis:''' "Maybe."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well-- make sure you, uh-- look out for, uh-- Stregna. Her hair _will_ come back. Huh."
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| '''Nemesis:''' "And you watch out for Hera."
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| '''Hercules:''' "I will. Uh-- "
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Is she gone?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Yes. Let's go."
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| '''Jason:''' "Hey, didja get the whole 'gettin'-- shot-at-with-an-arrow' straightened out?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "You're off the list?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well, I was never officially _on_ the list. OK? Rowab was."
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| '''Jason:''' "Yeah, but then you got in the way, and then _we_ got in the way, and-- "
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| '''Iolaus:''' "So, uh-- you gonna see her again?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well, that is a definite maybe-- "
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Ah."
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| '''Hercules:''' "OK?"
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| '''Jason:''' "What?! Maybe?! She's an assassin! She's a death machine!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Ah, yeah, yeah. But the death machine was a babe-- right?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Oh-- whatever. The question is-- can she do the old tree-- uh! Uh!"
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| '''All:''' "Gag!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Over here!"
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| '''Hercules''' and '''Iolaus:''' "Where?!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Over here!"
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| '''Hercules:''' and '''Iolaus:''' "Where?"
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| '''All:''' "Over there?! Yes!" [Cheer]
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