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| '''[[1.04 Herc and Seek|« Back to "1.04 Herc and Seek"]]'''<td></tr></table> | | '''[[1.04 - Herc and Seek|« Back to "1.04 - Herc and Seek"]]'''<td></tr></table> |
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| == Teaser ==
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| '''Hercules:''' "You're sure you have enough food to feed all the cadets?"
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| '''Kora:''' "You're not going to get rowdy, are you?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Us? Rowdy? Nah, we're model citizens."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "And, uh-- we still get a group discount-- all right?"
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| '''Kora:''' "Is Cheiron gonna be here?"
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| '''Boys:''' "Yeah." "No." "Maybe."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Uh-- we don't know yet."
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| '''Kora:''' "Well, I'm gonna need at least one responsible adult here."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Uh-- just give us a second?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Who do we got?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Fiducius. He's the only one around."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Come on. He's the world's biggest party-pooper."
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| '''Jason:''' "Well, that automatically qualifies him as an adult."
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| '''Hercules:''' "All right. It's settled, then."
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| '''Lilith:''' "We'll bring Fiducius."
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| '''Kora:''' "Fine-- you gonna be helping out, Curly?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Oh, I'm gonna be-- "
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| '''Jason:''' "If he says yes, does that have any bearing on our deal?"
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| '''Kora:''' "Well, I'll need a larger security deposit."
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| '''Hercules:''' "I'm telling you guys, this is gonna be a day that we will never, ever forget."
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| '''Neolun:''' "The boss is right. This couldn't be easier. While the toy soldiers are here partying-- we'll be at the academy, stealing all the tuition money."
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| '''Boy's Voice:''' "Hey, guys. How are ya?"
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| '''Fiducius:''' "This seems like an awful lot for food."
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| '''Hercules:''' "We made a deal for 36 dinars. That's good."
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| '''Fiducius:''' "37. No, not 37-- where was I? Um-- twe-twenty-- "
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| '''All:''' "24."
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| '''Fiducius:''' "I'll have to start over."
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| '''All:''' [Moaning]
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| '''Fiducius:''' "One."
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| '''Neolun:''' "OK, boss-- everyone's in position."
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| '''Cratus:''' "Good. Nobody moves until I give the signal."
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| '''Lilith:''' [Humming]
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| '''Fiducius:''' "Ten."
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| '''Jason:''' "This is gonna take forever."
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| '''Fiducius:''' "Eleven."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Lilith, listen-- can you go tell the others to start for Kora's? We'll meet ‘em there, all right?"
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| '''Lilith:''' "OK."
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| '''Fiducius:''' "Twelve."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Thank you. Iolaus-- just, uh-- "
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| '''Fiducius:''' "Thirteen."
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| '''Hercules:''' "-- keep Fiducius counting, all right? And whatever you do--"
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| '''Fiducius:''' "Fourteen."
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| '''Hercules:''' "-- don't let him start over, again. OK?"
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| '''Fiducius:''' "Fifteen."
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| '''Jason:''' "Let's get the rest of the survival kits we hid in the stables."
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| '''Fiducius:''' "Sixteen."
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| '''Hercules:''' "All right."
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| '''Fiducius:''' "Seventeen."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Eighteen-- eighteen."
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| '''Lilith:''' "OK, guys, listen up. You go ahead to Kora's. We'll see ya there."
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| '''Boy's Voice:''' "Let's go!"
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| '''Cratus:''' [Clears throat] "Oh, we didn't mean to startle you. We're looking for a friend of ours-- Iolaus?"
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| '''Lilith:''' "He's inside. I'll get him for you."
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| '''Cratus:''' "Oh, no. Oh, we'd much rather this were a surprise."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Whoa, whoa."
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| '''Jason:''' "Who are those guys?
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| '''Fiducius:''' "22."
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| '''Cratus' Voice:''' "Hello?"
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| '''Fiducius:''' "I better see who that is."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Ah, no, no, no! You keep counting. 22."
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| '''Fiducius:''' "Twenty-- three."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Cratus."
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| '''Cratus:''' "Iolaus, old buddy."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Hey, how you doin'?"
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| '''Cratus:''' "Good."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Keepin' out of trouble?"
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| '''Cratus:''' "Hmm-- of course."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "So, um-- so, what're ya doin here?"
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| '''Cratus:''' "Call it-- a reunion-- of the old gang."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Huh?"
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| '''Lilith:''' "Iolaus-- what's up with your friends?"
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| '''Cratus:''' "Meletus-- saddle up their horses."
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| '''Meletus:''' "Yes, Cratus."
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| '''Cratus:''' "We'll be leaving soon."
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| '''Hercules:''' "The Loax-- their the most dangerous gang of thieves around. Iolaus used to run with them."
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| '''Jason:''' "Well, what are they doing here? There's nothin' to steal here. There's just-- "
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| '''Jason''' and '''Hercules:''' "Tuition money."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Of course. Cheiron's back at his village. We're supposed to be at Kora's with the cadets."
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| '''Jason:''' "They're stealin' our money. Let's take ‘em!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Whoa, hold on a second. Listen-- you're forgetting, we still got Lilith and Iolaus in there? We push these guys too far-- we don't know what they'll do."
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| '''Jason:''' "I'll run after the cadets-- send one to get the magtistrate-- and come back with the rest."
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| '''Hercules:''' "All right. Perfect. I'll stall ‘em."
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| '''Jason:''' "How're you gonna do that? You're all alone."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Yeah, well-- they don't know that. Listen-- good luck."
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| == Act One ==
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| '''Meletus:''' "Ah, this medallion's gotta be worth somethin'."
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| '''Cratus:''' "Tie them up and gag ‘em."
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| '''Lilith:''' "What? What are you-- ?!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Cratus, what are you doing?! These are my friends!"
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| '''Cratus:''' "Oh, what a shame. I thought _we_ were your friends. Tie up Iolaus, too."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Bye-bye."
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| '''Cratus:''' "The horses! You stay here with the money! Bring him with us!"
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| '''Neolun:''' "Meletus! What're you doing?!"
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| '''Cratus:''' "I got it covered. By the time the magistrate gets here, we'll be long gone."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Did you plan on them?"
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| '''Neolun:''' "Boss-- let's get out of here."
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| '''Cratus:''' "Not without the money. They're just a bunch ‘a wannabe warriors. Inside! Now! Move it!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Spread out!"
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| '''Cratus:''' "Post somebody at every opening!"
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| '''Neolun:''' "OK."
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| '''Cratus:''' "Move!"
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| '''Neolun:''' "Cover every opening! Go! Go! Move!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Hey, uh, you do know that bunch of wannabe warriors is led by Jason. Jason, as in the crown-prince-of-Corinth-- Jason?"
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| '''Neolun:''' "Boss-- maybe we should talk this over."
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| '''Cratus:''' "No. Jason-- can you hear me? I got hostages in here. If you don't want any of them hurt-- you won't do anything foolish."
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| '''Cadet:''' "We should attack now, beofe they fortify their positions."
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| '''Jason:''' "No-- we can't afford to rush in. All right! We're not comin' in!"
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| '''Cratus:''' "No tricks. Stay where we can see you."
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| '''Neolun:''' "This was supposed to be easy! Hit the academy while the students were at Kora's-- !"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "And now, you're trapped in here."
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| '''Cratus:''' "Stay cool. We just leave a little later than planned."
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| '''Neolun:''' "Oh, and how're we suppossed to do that?!"
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| '''Cratus:''' "I'm workin' on it. OK-- post Guillen as a lookout. He's our best archer. Take the girl to the dining hall. Put the old man in the dorm. He-- stays with me."
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| '''Thieves:''' "Get in there." "Get another gag." "Quiet."
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| '''Jason:''' "What'd you see?"
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| '''Cadet:''' "Just what you thought. They're moving the hostages to different rooms."
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| '''Jason:''' "Ahh-- smart move. Makes it impossible to rush ‘em. We wait. Hurry up, Hercules."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "What's the matter? Your plan falling apart?"
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| '''Neolun:''' "Why don't you keep quiet?"
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| '''Cratus:''' "How about you tell your buddies out there-- to let us take the money and leave? Oh that way, nobody gets hurt."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Well, how about you just leave?"
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| '''Cratus:''' "How about you help us? Come on. You must have snuck out of this dump plenty ‘a times."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Now-- why would I help you?"
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| '''Cratus:''' "Remember Dorfus?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah, he beat me up for a whole week. I remember him."
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| '''Cratus:''' "Till I showed ya how to keep him from pickin' on you. I was there for you when your old man wasn't."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah, and I thank you for that. So, why are you being a jerk now?"
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| '''Cratus:''' "Well, the way I see it-- I'm the reason they gave you the choice between goin' to jail and joining the academy."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Ah, they couldn't prove anything."
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| '''Cratus:''' [Interrupting]: "That's because I didn't talk. So I figure-- you owe me. We need a guide outta here."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "They are _not_ just gonna let you walk outta here."
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| '''Cratus:''' "We're waiting until it's dark-- and then we're sneakin' out. And you're leadin' us. I'm gonna check on the others. Make him comfortable."
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| '''Iolaus:''' [Mouths] "Hercules?"
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| '''Hercules:''' [Whispers] "Hi. Sh-sh-sh. Sh-sh. Listen. Over there."
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| '''Iolaus:''' [Whispers] "I've got a point."
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| '''Hercules:''' [Whispers] "No-- there."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "I gotta p-- ? You gotta point?"
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| '''Neolun:''' "Huh?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Uh-- you've got a point. You know, you gotta leave when it's-- dark, so, uh-- so they won't-- see you."
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| '''Hercules:''' [Whispers] "Sh. Listen to me. The chest."
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| '''Iolaus:''' [Mouths] "Oh, the chest. OK, OK."
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| '''Hercules:''' [Whispers] "Get them-- to walk away-- walk away."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Uh-- I'm-I'm walking."
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| '''Hercules:''' [Whispers]: "No, no-- not you-- not you."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "We're walkin' a-away. Walking-- walking away?"
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| '''Neolun:''' "What?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Uh-- y-you'll be walking away, you know-- wh-when you've got the money, y-you'll, uh-- be walking-- away."
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| '''Hercules:''' [Whispers] "Get out the back."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Uh-uh."
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| '''Hercules:''' [Whispers] "Out the back."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "I got something on my back?"
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| '''Hercules:''' [Whispers]: "No, not your back-- the back."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "You got something on your back?"
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| '''Hercules:''' [Whispers]: "No, not _my_ back-- the back."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "You've got through-- through the back? Oh, through the back!"
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| '''Cratus:''' "Through the back what?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Uh-- yeah, yeah-- I was just thinkin' out loud. You know, uh-- ways ta [sic]-- help your plan?"
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| '''Cratus:''' "I knew you'd come around."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "And I was thinking, if you, uh-- want to dig an opening in the back wall, then I could-- show you where to do it. You know, if you promise-- no one gets hurt."
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| '''Cratus:''' "Well, you've got my word."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "OK."
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| '''Cratus:''' "For now."
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| '''Neolun:''' "I know you, Cratus. There's more to your plan than just-- crawling out the back when it's dark."
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| '''Cratus:''' "Did I forget to tell you about the fire? Oh, just a little diversion to keep the cadets busy. We'll get a few of the boys to spread a little lamp oil around." [Laughs]
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| == Act Two ==
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Ya know? I'm n-not sure, but I think-- it's over here. Yeah. No? Huh-- OK, uh-- well, maybe it's over here somewhere."
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| '''Neolun:''' "This-- better be the place-- or the next hole we dig-- is gonna be for you."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "It's over there."
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| '''Jason:''' [Sighs]: "We're losin' the sun. Hercules, where are you?"
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| '''Neolun:''' "Boss-- why don't we divvy up the money now? That way, we can travel faster."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Oh, no, no, no! I think you should keep it together! I think your chances are much better-- "
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| '''Neolun:'' [Interrupting]: "But you're not even in the gang, anymore! Remember?!"
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| '''Cratus:''' "Where's the money?!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "I don't know. Maybe you should check Neolun's pockets!"
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| '''Neolun:''' "I've heard all I can stand from your smart mouth!"
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| '''Nezus:''' "A little lamp oil, a torch, and before you know it, the barbecue begins."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Shhh! Hiya."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Hi. I'll free Fiducius."
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| '''Hercules:''' "No, no, no, no. Hold on a second. Go find Jason. Tell him they're gonna set a fire out the back to cover their escape, OK? And listen-- don't do anything until I give you the signal."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Well, what's the signal?"
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| '''Nezus:''' "Help! Intruder!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Go. Go!"
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| '''Nezus:''' "Heeeellllp!"
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| '''Cratus:''' "That's Nezus. Come on!"
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| '''Neolun:''' "She's disappeared!"
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| '''Cratus:''' "Just like the money. Someone's sneaking around in here."
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| '''Nezus:''' "It was a cadet."
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| '''Cratus:''' "And you knew about it all along! So that's why you led us out of the room."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "So you guys ready to give up? Huh? I mean, you don't have the money, right?"
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| '''Cratus:''' "We still got the old guy-- and you."
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| '''Cratus:''' "Whoever you are-- your little game is up! We have the old guy! If you don't want him hurt-- you'll bring us the money, now!"
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| '''Neolun:''' "Hey-- that's not the old guy."
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| '''Cratus:''' "The hostages are gettin' away! Guillen, stop them!"
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| '''Guillen:''' "Ha-ha."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah!"
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| '''Lilith:''' "Come on!"
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| '''Jason's Voice:''' "This way! Over here!"
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| '''Cratus:''' "No lily-livered dirtbag of a cadet is gonna ruin my plan."
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| '''Neolun:''' "Great! Let me turn this worm into bait."
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| '''Cratus:''' "Not yet. Hey, mystery man-- how 'bout a trade? Iolaus' life for the money."
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| '''Hercules's Voice:''' "Over here-- catch me if ya can!"
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| '''Fiducius:''' "Can't we wait till Cheiron gets back?"
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| '''Lilith:''' "We don't have time. No, Hercules said he's gonna set up a fire to cover the escape out the back."
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| '''Fiducius:''' "Oh, dear, the academy."
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| '''Jason:''' "Where's Iolaus?"
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| '''Lilith:''' "He's still inside. Hercules said to wait for the signal."
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| '''Jason:''' "What's the signal?"
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| '''Lilith:''' "He didn't have time to say."
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| '''Jason:''' "Be prepared to attack on my order. Stay alert!"
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| '''Cratus:''' "Find the money. It's gotta be in a bag somewhere. You left us for this? Schoolbooks and playing warrior."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah, I know. How could I be so dumb? Just think of all the old ladies I could 'a robbed if I'd stayed with you."
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| '''Cratus:''' "Bigshot cadet-- who's the little old lady now?"
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| '''Neolun:''' "No money!"
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| '''Cratus:''' "Wise guy! I guess you want to watch your friend fry! Get the oil! You should have told your friend that I mean what I say. Your aching body'll be our safe ticket out of here."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Oh, come on, Cratus, you're not gonna hurt me-- are you?"
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| '''Cratus:''' "Nezus-- get the torch."
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| '''Nezus:''' "Sure, boss."
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| '''Cratus:''' "Time for Plan B. We won't wait till it gets dark. Neolun-- you and the others guard the back, and cover us while we-- get this little barbecue going."
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| '''Neolun:''' "Right."
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| '''Cratus:''' "Let's see if that friend of yours cares much about a fellow cadet."
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| '''Fiducius:''' "They're gonna burn the academy."
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| '''Jason:''' "That must be the signal."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Yeah."
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| '''Jason:''' "Let's go! Come on!"
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| '''Cratus:''' "Torch it."
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| '''Hercules-in-Disguise:''' "I don't think so."
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| '''Cratus:''' "What'd you say? Hercules! You're the one who's been running around in here!"
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| [Fight]
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well-- looks like Plan B didn't work out as you had hoped, huh?"
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| '''Thief's Voice:''' "Yeah, it did!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Hercules-- you got this figured out, right?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Oh, yes, yeah."
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| '''Cratus:''' "Get him."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Uh, whoa. Uh-- "
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| '''Cratus:''' "Not so tough now, mighty Herdules."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Herc, you wanna make this a short fight-- huh?!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Wow!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Herc. Herc, come on! Any time, Herc!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Hey."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Hey."
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| '''Hercules:''' "How you doin'?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Uh, good."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Good."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Uh-- you wanna cut me loose?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Oh, yeah. Good idea."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Ready?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Ready."
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| '''Iolaus''' and '''Hercules:''' "Go!"
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| '''Jason's Voice:''' "Quickly! Put out the fire!"
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| '''Cadets' Voices:''' "Grab water!" "Quickly!"
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| '''Jason:''' "All right, lowlife! Call off your playmates! Do it!"
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| '''Cratus:''' "OK! Enough! Iolaus-- you owe me. Get me out of this."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Uh-- Cratus-- you taught me how to steal-- helped me out for a while. But that was a long time ago. I don't owe you a thing."
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| '''Jason:''' "Get ‘em out of here!"
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| '''Cratus:''' "Cadets."
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| '''Fiducius:''' "The tuition money! Where'd they take it?!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Well, I don't know. You better ask, uh-- ‘Mr. Cadet' over here."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Come here. Here's your real hero."
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| '''Jason:''' "Well, I guess that dummy's got a heart of gold." [They laugh.]
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| '''Fiducius:''' "Hey-- shall I take that?"
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| '''Hercules:''' [Interrupting]: "Oh-- I don't know, Fiducius. I think I should. Oh, yeah, I should count this out for the party."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Hey, Jason-- "
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| '''Jason:''' "Take care of this."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Hey!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Hey, man."
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