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| Ja: “It was _not_ my fault. You’re the one that challenged the
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| satyrs to a race.”
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| H: “Oh, really-- I think that you’re the one that told ‘em I’d
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| run through the town naked if we lost. Huh? I am _never_
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| showing my face in Guilder again, OK?”
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| Ja: “Ha-ha-ha-- your face wasn’t the problem.”
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| H: “Oh-- ”
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| Ja: “Hey-- where are we goin’ on the break?”
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| Ja and H: “Northern lands-- ‘cause they’re great!”
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| Ja: “Where’re we goin’ on the break?”
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| Ja and H: “Northern lands-- ‘cause they’re great.”
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| Ja: “Where’re we goin’ on the break? ‘Cause they’re--”
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| H: “Hel-lo.”
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| Girl: “I’m from the northern land. I’d be happy to show you
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| around.”
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| Ja: “Oh-- well, that’d be, uh-- great.” [Laughs]
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| H: “That would prove for some great times.”
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| Girl: “You’re Jason-- the prince-- aren’t you?”
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| Ja: “Uh, yeah-- I-I am. Right. And-and this is my, uh-- this
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| is my friend, Hercules.”
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| H: “Hi.”
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| Ja: “What are you, uh-- beautiful ladies doin’ out all alone?”
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| Lilith [Lil]: “Uh, Jason-- hey-- ”
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| Ja [Interrupts]: “No. No. No. No.”
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| Lil: “Jason-- incoming.”
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| Ophistus [Oph]: “Ah-- Jason. I’ve been looking everywhere.”
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| Ja: “Hello, Ophistus.”
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| Oph: “Your coronation date is fast approaching, young prince.
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| You can no longer put off your instruction in royal etiquette.
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| To be king, you must grow up, and-- put aside childish things.
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| Report to me in the morning, and we shall begin.”
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| Lil: “Whoa-ho-ho-- that guy needs to get a life. I mean,
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| seriously-- any life.”
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| H: “Whoa. Whoa. Hey, listen-- where you goin’, huh? Curfew’s
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| not for an hour.”
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| Ja: “I got an early wake-up call.”
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| Lil: “Whoa. What’s his problem? Uh-- I mean, I know Ophistus
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| is a drag-- but I thought-- Jason was looking forward to all that
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| king stuff.”
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| H: “Yeah-- so did I. Listen, uh [Whispers]-- Excuse me.
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| Excuse me. [Normal Voice, Laughing] Hi. I’ll-- talk to you
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| later. Just keepin’ my options open. Yep.”
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| Oph’s: “It’s of _utmost_ importance to remember that an
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| ambassador from Cydonia-- must _always_ be greeted with the left
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| hand, and-- and must never be seated, facing south.”
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| Ja: “Why should we respect their customs, huh? They’re pirates!
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| They-- they attack their neighbors. They ignore their treaties.”
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| Oph: “This is statesmanship, my prince. The formalities are
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| what’s important. Great cities have gone to war for less.”
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| Ja: “This is ridiculous.”
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| Oph: “Perhaps. But you’d best pay attention. Protocol makes
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| the world go round-- and you’re meeting the Cydonian ambassador
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| on your next break.”
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| Ja: “No. No. No-no-no-no-no-no-no. Ophistus-- pal, buddy--
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| chum-- see, I got plans for the break.”
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| Oph: “I’m afraid not. Your royal calendar is booked solid for
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| months-- months-- and months-- and months.”
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| Ja’s Voice: “Red squad-- fan out on my signal. We got ‘em now.
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| Hercules and his men are holed up inside.”
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| Ja: “We’re gonna crush ‘em. Fern’s up.”
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| Lil: “I surrender!”
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| H: “Well-- looks like we got you surrounded, huh? You fell for
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| the dummy-- dummy!” [Laughter]
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| Ja: “Hey.”
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| H: “Yeah!”
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| Ja: “This isn’t funny.”
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| H: “Whoa-- it’s just a game, Jason.”
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| Ja: “It’s _not_ just a game! I’m gonna be the king of Corinth!
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| This is real!”
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| Lil: “Whoa-- what’s his problem?”
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| H: “He’s just got a lot on his mind-- ya know? He just needs to
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| work it out.”
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| [ACT I]
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| Oph: “Prince Jason! Where are you?! Prince Jason!”
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| Lil [Laughs]: “In your face, son of Zeus!”
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| Oph: “Have you seen Jason this morning?”
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| H: “W-we thought he was you, doin, uh-- ”
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| Lil: “More royal shoe-tying lessons?”
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| Oph: “Oh, by Zeus, it’s true! The prince has been kidnapped!”
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| H: “Kidnapped.”
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| Oph: “It was my responsibility to raise a good king. I made a
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| promise to his father!”
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| H: “Oh-- kidnapped-- that-that’s crazy talk.”
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| Oph: “Jason is gone. What other explanation is there?! I must
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| return to Corinth at once. Uh-- prepare a ransom! Organize a
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| rescue party! Post a reward! Oh!”
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| Lil: “You really think Jason’s been kidnapped?”
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| H: “No-- but, uh-- I have a pretty good idea where he is.”
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| Lil: “Uh-huh?”
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| H: “Yeah.”
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| Lil: “Ha-ha-ha-- you think maybe we could get that reward? Ooh,
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| that is, after we make sure he’s OK and everything. You know?”
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| H: “Yeah. Yeah, I know.”
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| Lil: “Whoa-a-a-a-a!”
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| Ja: “Whew.”
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| Woman: “Ooh-- a customer. Hello, how ya doin’? Haa-- hee--
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| hi.”
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| Ja [Interrupting]: “Oh-- thanks. Worked up a real thirst comin’
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| from the south.”
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| Woman: “Oh-- need a tour guide?”
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| Ja [Interrupting]: “No, no. No, thanks, creepy lady. Bye.
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| Uh.”
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| Woman: “Bye.”
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| Ja: “Ah-- let me help you here. Ready?”
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| Balan [Bal]: “Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Thank
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| you, young man. My name is Balan. And this is my daughter--
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| Pelia.”
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| Ja: “Hi-- how ya doin’?”
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| Bal: “I don’t believe I’ve seen _you_ in these parts before?”
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| Ja: “I’m just, uh-- just passin’ through.”
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| Pelia [Pel]: “Ooh-- ”
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| Bal: “Uh-huh.”
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| Pel: “-- nice boots for a wanderer. Is that Corinthian
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| leather?”
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| Ja: “Uh-- I don’t know. They-- they were a gift.”
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| Bal: “It’ll be dark, soon. Do you have a place to spend the
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| night?”
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| Ja: “No, that’s-- that’s fine. I’m just-I’m just gonna go.”
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| Bal: “Nonsense. In exchange for your help-- you’ll be my guest
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| for dinner. And I have a nice, warm barn, so you don’t have to
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| sleep in the weather.”
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| Pel: “My father doesn’t take ‘No’ for an answer.”
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| Ja: “Oh.”
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| Bal: “Then it’s settled.”
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| Ja: “I’ve never seen lakes so blue in all my life. We didn’t
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| know where the-- water ended and the sky began.”
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| Pel: “You’ve been so many places. I’ve always dreamed of
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| travelling.”
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| Ja: “Well, what’s keepin’ ya?”
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| Pel: “Well, I had some money saved to travel-- but we had a bad
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| harvest one year-- and then Mother died. And there’s so much to
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| be done around here.”
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| Bal: “Hmm. Where are you off to next, Jason?”
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| Ja: “Um-- I’ll probably just go to bed. Uh, I don’t know. I’ll
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| just keep walkin’ around.”
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| Bal: “We could really use an extra hand around here-- at least
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| through the harvest. The work’s hard, but-- we like it. What
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| d’ya say?”
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| Ja: “I’d love to.”
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| Lil: “Spending our break looking for Jason? Ha-ha-- I mean, are
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| you sure we’re going the right way?”
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| H: “No-- I’m not.”
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| Lil: [Laughs]
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| H: “Jason said he wanted to go to the northern lands.”
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| Lil: “Yeah, well I hope he realizes what great friends he has--
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| especially when he’s choosing-- ambassadors.”
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| H: “Uh-- you know? You’re startin’ to sound _exactly_-- like
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| Iolaus.”
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| Lil: “Is that a bad thing?” [Laughs]
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| H: “Ah-- hah. Yes. Ah.”
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| Pel [Slowly]: “Here we go-- come on.”
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| Woman’s Voice: “Celebate!”
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| Pel: “Dance?!”
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| Ja: “No, no, no-- I’ll just watch.”
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| Pel [Interrupting]: “Come on! No excuses!”
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| Ja: “No. Ahhhh.” [Laughs]
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| Ja and Pel: [Cheer]
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| Ja: “Yeah! Whoa! Whoa! Oh-ho. Oh-- that was fun.”
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| Pel: “Wow, those boots of yours could show me a thing or two.”
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| Ja: “Well-- I have a great dancing partner. Ah-- man, I like it
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| here.”
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| Pel: “Hmm.”
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| Ja: “Whew-- this is the life-- hard day’s work-- good night’s
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| sleep. A little dancin’ thrown in. Huh? Ha-ha-ha. My old life
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| was startin’ to get so complicated. Whew.”
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| Pel: “Oh-- well, you think this life is simple? You have no
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| idea of the decisions-- the risks.”
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| Ja: “Like what?”
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| Pel: “Well-- if we plant too early-- we miss the rain. Nothing
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| grows, and we go hungry. If we plant too late, we miss the
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| market. Nothing sells, and we go poor. What if there’s an early
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| frost? What if we don’t have enough hands at harvest?!”
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| Ja: “OK. All right. See your point.”
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| Pel: “The work’s the easy part.”
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| Ja: “No, it’s not that easy.”
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| Pel: “It’s Daptes. Father, father! Come quickly!”
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| Daptes [Dap]: “Where’s your payment, Balan?”
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| Bal: “Please-- Daptes-- we-we-- we-we had a poor harvest. I
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| have only enough for my family and-- ”
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| Dap: “I don’t want excuses! I want payment! You _know_ the
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| penalty!”
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| Ja: “Leave him alone!”
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| Dap: “Insolence! You’ve earned yourself an early grave.”
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| [ACT II]
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| Dap: “I don’t know who you are! And I don’t care.”
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| Pel: “Please, Daptes-- my cousin’s only just arrived. He
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| doesn’t know about the payment.”
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| Dap: “Be sure you teach him. Yah! Come on! Hah!”
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| Pel: “You’re hurt, Father. Sit down here.”
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| Ja: “How long has this been goin’ on?”
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| Pel: “For years. He used to come once a season, but-- now-- ”
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| Ja: “King Laetes should put a stop to this. He’s an honorable
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| man.”
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| Pel: “Honorable? We beg for his help, but it never comes. He
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| doesn’t care about us.”
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| Bal: “Unless we don’t pay our taxes on time.”
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| Ja: “Why don’t you fight Daptes?”
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| Pel: “Don’t you think we’ve tried?”
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| Ja: “Listen to me. You don’t have to live in fear of Daptes. I
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| can teach you how to fight. Your cause is just. You must take a
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| stand for yourselves-- and for your neighbors. Are you with me?”
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| Villagers: “Yes!”
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| Ja: “Pair off for hand-to-hand drills. Hey.”
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| Pel: “Who in Tartarus do you think you are?”
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| Ja: “What are you talkin’ about? I’m-- I’m tryin’ to help. I
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| thought you’d be happy.”
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| Pel: “Happy? This isn’t your home, Jason. These aren’t your
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| people. You’re a good man, but what you’re doing can get people
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| killed. You’re just passing through. You mess up-- then we have
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| to live with it.”
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| Ja: “Seems to me that you got a lot to live with right now. The
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| others are behind me. I know what I’m doing.”
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| Pel: “I hope so.”
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| Lil: “I do _not_ understand what Jason’s problem is. I mean,
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| why’d he run away like that?! The guy has _so much_ to look
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| forward to.”
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| H: “Yeah, but, maybe it’s too much-- you ever think about that?
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| Huh? I mean, people expect a lot of that kid.”
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| Woman: “Yeah, there we are-- ”
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| H: “Ah, well. Hello, there. [Chuckles] We’re actually lookin’
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| for our friend. We think he may have passed by here. He’s, um--
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| well, he’s about that tall-- and, uh-- dark hair-- oh-- oh.
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| There you go.”
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| Woman: “Tall, dark, and handsome, you say? Ha-ha-ha-ha!”
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| H: “Handsome? Yeah. Yeah.”
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| Woman: “You did say, ‘Handsome’-- handsome!” [Laughs]
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| H: “Oh-h-h-h-- ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.”
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| Lil: “Ah-- so, which way?”
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| Woman: “North.”
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| H: “Oh. Hey-- thank you.”
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| Woman: “Business before pleasure, handsome.”
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| H: “Oh. [Chuckles] Um-- ”
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| Lil: “Let’s get out of here. Run.”
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| Man’s Voice: “They’re coming!”
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| Ja: “Go. Go. Go.”
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| Man’s Voice: “Everyone!”
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| Bal: “We have nothing for you, Daptes.”
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| Dap: “What do you mean, you have nothing for me?”
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| Ja: “There’s not gonna ber any more payments.”
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| Dap: “You don’t learn your lessons very well, do you, Cousin?
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| Well, perhaps you need another example.”
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| Ja: “Take your men and get out of here. Now!”
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| Dap: “You’ll pay for this. All of you will pay for this! This
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| isn’t over, Cousin!”
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| Bal: “Yes. Yes!”
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| Villagers: [Cheer]
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| Dap: “Come on!”
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| Ja: “I’m glad to see that you came around.”
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| Pel: “Fight’s gonna happen with or without me. I can’t just
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| stand around and watch.”
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| Ja: “Sometimes ya have to take a stand and fight for what you
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| believe in.”
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| Pel: “We tried that, years ago. It didn’t work. All that
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| happened was it stole what was left of my father’s spirit.”
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| Pel’s Voice: “What if Jason’s wrong? We could lose everything.”
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| Bal: “I share your worries, daughter. But give this young man
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| some credit. He’s a-- a leader-- and with his help-- we have a
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| chance-- a real chance to break free of Daptes.”
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| Pel: “Well-- I haven’t heard you talk like that in a long time.”
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| Bal: “I haven’t felt like this in a long time.”
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| Pel: “Movin’ on?”
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| Ja: “I’m gonna face Daptes alone. I’m the one he wants anyway.”
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| Pel: “No. Look-- it might stop the attack-- but it won’t solve
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| the problem. You’ve given these people hope, Jason. They
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| haven’t had that in years. And you can’t just yank it away.”
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| Ja: “I can if it’ll save lives.”
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| Pel: “Yeah, well, maybe you should’ve thought of that before.
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| Now, they’re ready to make a final stand-- and they need a
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| leader. They need you. Please.”
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| Warrior: “There’s nobody here, Daptes!”
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| Dap: “Cowards! They’ve run off! Burn it down!”
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| [Fight]
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| Dap: “Not bad for a farmer. I could use someone with your
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| skill.”
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| Ja: “Don’t even ask. Hercules!”
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| H: “How ya doin’, Jason?”
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| Ja: “Go right!”
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| H: “Come on!”
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| Ja: “No more payments! You’re going away for a long time. Get
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| him outta here!”
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| H: “Hey.”
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| Ja: “Hey, thanks for coming, guys.”
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| H: “Hey-- we’re always there for you-- you know that.”
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| Lil: “Hey, friends till the end-- OK?”
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| Oph: “You’re safe, young prince!”
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| Pel: “Prince?”
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| Oph: “Ah-- are these the scum who kidnapped you?!”
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| Ja: “Yeah, Daptes and his men. Yeah, take ‘em-- take ‘em to
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| King Laetes for punishment, please.”
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| Oph: “Go.”
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| Soldier’s Voice: “Yes, sir.”
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| Oph [Sighs]: “And now-- your education. We’ve lost days. We
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| haven’t touched upon official posturing. Not to mention-- ”
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| Ja: “Oh. Um-- we’ll do that later-- OK? OK. Great. Pelia--
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| I’m sorry. I guess I wanted you to like me without knowin’.”
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| Pel: “You gave my father back everything. You’ll be a great
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| leader, Jason. You already are.”
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| H: “Knock, knock. Hey, uh-- we should get going.”
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| Lil: “It’s a long walk back.”
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| Pel: “Go be great.”
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| Ja: “Thank you-- for everything.”
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| H [Clears throat]: “Uh.”
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| Ja: “Party at my palace!”
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| People: [Cheer]
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