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| '''[[1.09 Amazon Grace|« Back to "1.09 Amazon Grace"]]'''<td></tr></table> | | '''[[1.09 - Amazon Grace|« Back to "1.09 - Amazon Grace"]]'''<td></tr></table> |
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| == Teaser ==
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| '''Jason:''' "They thought everything was quiet-- and then it came again-- that eerie, scrathing sound. So the knave and the maiden sped off in the chariot. And when they got home-- they found the monster's hook-- _stuck_ in the side of the chariot! Rrrrahhhhhhh!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Last time I heard that, it was a farm boy and a peasant girl in an oxcart."
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| '''Iolaus:''' [Laughs] "You know, I got a scary, too. Takes place in a-- forest-- not unlike this. In fact-- it could be on this very path. There were-- two, no, there were three young warriors returning from Troy."
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| '''Hercules:''' [Interrupting] "Right. OK. Uh-huh?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Then they heard this noise [Screeching sound in background]-- kinda like that."
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| '''Hercules:''' "What was it-- a Minotaur, or a Cyclops or somethin'?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah, your-your stomach growling?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "A-ha! No-- it was harpies-- half-women-half-bird-beasts that-- swoop down and-- tear the flesh from your bones."
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| '''Jason:''' [Mockingly]: "Did they have-- feathers-- like-like armor?"
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| '''Hercules:''' [Mockingly] "W-- was it impossible to kill?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah, yeah, yeah-- laugh all you want. I swear it's true-- swooped right down on them-- on the path."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Hey-- Iolaus. Iolaus!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "What?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "You sleep through scouting class? That marker means, ‘No trespassing'."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "So? It's a shortcut. What? Son of a god and future king are a little scared?"
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| '''Jason:''' "I don't break laws just ‘cause it's convenient."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Wait up [?]."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Oh."
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| '''Hercules:''' "We'll meet you back at the academy, all right?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "OK, well, I'll see you later-- you chicken."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Ooh. Ow. Ooh. Whoa! Whoa! Harpies?"
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| '''Iolaus's Voice:''' "Hercules?!"
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| [Fight]
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| '''Iolaus:''' Ooh! Oh!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Iolaus!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Nice shorcut, Iolaus!"
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| '''Cyane:''' "Hercules? Ah."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Cyane."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Amazons?"
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| '''Cyane:''' "Uh-- you can-- let me up, now."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Oh. Yeah."
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| '''Cyane:''' "OK."
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| == Act One ==
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| '''Jason:''' "Hey, listen up, everybody. Excuse me-- guys? OK-- now that we have everyone's complete attention, I'd like you to meet some friends of ours."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Fellow cadests-- this is Cyane. She's, uh, the leader of the Amazon tribe."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "And you guys said we couldn't meet any girls."
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| '''Cyane:''' "Who's in charge, here?"
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| '''Simula:''' "There she is."
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| '''Male Voice:''' "Ah-- [Clears throat]"
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| '''Cyane:''' "We are honored to meet someone who has undertaken the difficult task in turning these boys into warriors."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Oh-- I'm not master of this academy. I'm Lilith. I'm a cadet."
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| '''Cheiron's Voice:''' "Why do I not hear the sounds of practice?"
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| '''Simula:''' "Oh-- he sent a centaur to announce his arrival. Personally, I find them lowly _beasts_-- but they make good servants."
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| '''Hercules:''' [Clears throat, then whispers] "Uh-- Cheiron is our leader."
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| '''Simula:''' "A centaur?"
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| '''Cheiron:''' "At your service."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Cheiron, um-- I've offered Cyane our hospitality in their search for a new homeland."
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| '''Cheiron:''' "You are welcome. The ancient feud between centaur and Amazon is best left in the past."
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| '''Cyane:''' "We accept your offer, Centaur. Our fight is with the accursed Zeus, and not with you."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Uh-- you know, I heard that Zeus can actually be a good guy-- well, once you get to know him."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Come on. I'll show you guys where you can put your gear."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Uh-- can I get that for you? Oh! Ah! Ooh. You see that? That was a _love_ tap. She _likes_ me some."
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| '''Jason:''' "I don't know. I think I'd-- go with Hercules' technique of-- keepin' a sense of mystery."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Mystery? Oh, _you_ haven't told her that Zeus is your father, have you?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "I will, OK?"
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| '''Jason:''' "And when would that be?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "When the time is right. Excuse me."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah, right."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well-- that concludes the first part of our tour. Anybody have any questions?"
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| '''Lilith's Voice:''' "Pass it here!"
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| '''Cyane:''' "Is that a pig's bladder they're kicking?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Uh-- uh-- yeah-- it's filled with water. It's one of Cheiron's foot drills."
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| '''Jason:''' "You guys wanna give it a try? A little, uh-- coed competition?"
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| '''Hercules:''' [Laughs] "I don't think that's a good idea, Jason."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Come on-- girls against guys."
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| '''Cyane:''' "Is she one of the guys?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Uh, she's a-- she's-- "
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| '''Lilith:''' "A cadet. Let's play."
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| '''Jason:''' "Whoa-- whooooaaaaaa-- Herc!"
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| '''Cadets' Voices:''' "All right." "I got it."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Go, Herc!"
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| '''Jason's Voice:''' "Cross it! Hercules, cross it!"
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| '''Cadet's Voice:''' "Pass it! Pass it over here, Hercules! Pass it on!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Oo-oop! Oh!"
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| '''Cyane:''' "Is this how it's played? Excellent move-- worthy of an Amazon!"
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| '''Cadet's Voice:''' "Pass it back."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Hmm."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Come on. Come on."
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| '''Jason:''' "Lilith!"
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| '''Lilith:''' "Jason!"
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| '''Cadets' Voices:''' "Yeah!" "Yes!" "All right! Stay behind the wall!" "Pass it! Pass it!" "I got it! I got it!" "Nice play!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "OK [Clears throat]-- let's call it a tie."
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| '''Cyane:''' "Have you seen Hercules?"
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| '''Lilith:''' "No. Care to join me in my javelin drills?"
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| '''Cyane:''' "Sure. So-- why do you train with-- boys?"
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| '''Lilith:''' "Well-- I wanted to be a warrior. There was no academy for women, so I came here. It's the best. I'm just having a little trouble fitting in."
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| '''Cyane:''' "An Amazon warrior takes pride in who she is, now how she fits in with others."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Whoa! I hope I'm not interrupting anything."
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| '''Cyane:''' "Hercules-- I've been looking for you. There's something I have to tell you."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well, good-- I've been lookin' for you, too."
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| '''Cyane:''' "Last night, Ares gave Simuler [sic] a sign in her dreams-- a land we can settle as our own, about a-- day's ride to the northeast. So, tonight, there's gonna be a big celebration."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Ooh, did I hear, party? I'm there."
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| '''Cyane:''' "And for one cadet volunteer, it's gonna be a very special evening."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Uh, uh, and-- that-- would be me."
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| '''Jason:''' "Well, I guess you haven't found the right time to talk."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Not with you too butting in all the time."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Hey." [Ja and H laugh.] "What? Come on, they painted me to represent the male in the Amazon culture. It's colorful."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Yeah, and practically useless."
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| '''Jason:''' "Oh, they couldn't have found a better representative."
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| '''Cyane:''' "Hey, Hercules-- dance with me?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Oh, huh! I don't think so. You see, I'm more of a fighter-- not really a dancer."
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| '''Cyane:''' "Oh-- well, you can't fight me, because you'd lose. Come on!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "OK."
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| '''Jason''' and '''Iolaus:''' "Ooh."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Hey-- check this out. So-- what's your sign."
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| '''Amazon:''' "‘No trespassing.'"
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| '''Jason:''' [Laughs] "He shoots-- he misses!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Ha-ha! Well, I don't see _you_ with anybody."
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| '''Jason:''' "Well, that's ‘cause they're Amazons. If they were any other type of woman-- they'd be all over me."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah, whatever. Well, it looks like Herc's doin' OK."
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| '''Jason:''' "Yeah, he is."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Listen, I, um--got som'in' I wanna tell you before you leave."
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| '''Cyane:''' "Well-- go ahead. You don't have to be shy with me."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Zeus is my father."
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| '''Cyane:''' [Laughing] "Oh, yeah-- very funny. You _know_ how I hate Zeus."
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| '''Hercules:''' "I tried to tell you."
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| '''Cyane:''' "You're not kidding."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Cyane--"
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| '''Cyane:''' "What part of your father's plot is all this?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Listen-- "
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| '''Cyane:''' "No!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Cyane! I'm not like my father! My-- "
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| '''Cyane:''' [Interrupting] "Yeah, well, I don't believe you!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Bad luck, big guy."
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| '''Jason:''' "Ahh, don't worry about it, Hercules. She would've found out anyway."
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| '''Cyane's Voice:''' [Screams]
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| '''Hercules:''' "What's goin' on here?"
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| '''Leeseus:''' "I'm Leeseus-- the king of Athens. This woman belongs to me."
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| == Act Two ==
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| '''Leeseus:''' Hold it-- right there!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Leeseus."
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| '''Leeseus:''' "Jason, my old friend."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Whoa, did I miss something?"
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| '''Jason:''' "This is Hercules-- one of the best fighters at the academy."
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| '''Hercules:''' "We've met."
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| '''Jason:''' "And Iolaus."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Hey."
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| '''Leeseus:''' "So, Jason-- how the heck are you?"
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| '''Jason:''' "I'd be better if you didn't have that woman stuck in the net."
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| '''Leeseus:''' "Don't be concerned-- it's a minor matter. They're runaway slaves."
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| '''Cyane:''' "We belong to no one."
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| '''Hercules:''' "They were tricked. They were captured by Zared and his pack of slavers."
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| '''Cyane:''' "I have Zeus to thank for this."
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| '''Cheiron:''' "You're forgetting, Leeseus. As guests-- the Amazons are under the protection of the academy."
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| '''Leeseus:''' "Ah-- you must be Cheiron. Your reputation for bravery and wisdom is well known. Don't get involved in this. If you do-- I would be forced to destroy your academy."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Wait. This is all my fault. I invited Cyane here."
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| '''Leeseus:''' "Good-- then you can uninvite her and the matter is settled."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Whoa, you can't take the Amazons! No one should be anyone else's property!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Leeseus has a contract. In the eyes of the law he's right."
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| '''Cyane:''' "But the law is wrong!"
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| '''Cheiron:''' "Allow us 24 hours to offer an answer."
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| '''Leeseus:''' "Fine-- 24 hours-- but it'll do ya no good."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Slavery's wrong, Jas-- what's your problem?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Without laws, all people are slaves to chaos."
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| '''Jason:''' "Here are the scrolls."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Is that all there is about combat by champion?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "What? This isn't enough? Come on, there's gotta be something there we can use against, uh-- Jason's old buddy."
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| '''Jason:''' "It may be wrong, Iolaus, but the law is on his side, and you can't just ignore the law."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Oh, yeah? Watch me!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Oh, yeah?!"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah!"
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| '''Jason''' and '''Iolaus:''' "Ooh!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Can you guys just knock it off, please?! I'm gonna need both of you if this is gonna have any chance to work."
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| '''Hercules's Voice:''' "I think I have a solution. You were right when you said that we should obey the law."
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| '''Hercules:''' "But-- you were right when you said that people should not be slaves. Therefore, a fair solution is-- the tradition of champions."
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| '''Hercules's Voice:''' "Combat by champions is a test of skill on the ropes."
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| '''Hercules:''' "First one to knock their opponent to the ground, wins. Now-- if it's Leeseus' champion-- the Amazons become his servants, but-- if it's Cyane's champion-- the Amazons go free."
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| '''Cyane:''' "I don't need a champion. The queen of the Telaquire Amazons fights her own battles."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Leeseus?"
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| '''Leeseus:''' "Yes, I'd like a champion. I choose-- you, Hercules."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "What?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Hercules?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Me as your champion?"
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| '''Leeseus:''' "You wanted the rules of champions. By the way, you know, if you lose-- you serve me in place of the Amazons. That's how it works."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Can he do that?"
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| '''Jason:''' "Don't worry. Hercules knows what he's doin'."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well-- we're all agreed. I'm ready to start."
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| '''Cyane:''' "I warned you. You don't wanna fight me. You'll lose."
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| '''Cheiron:''' "Begin."
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| [Fight]
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| '''Leeseus:''' "Come on, Hercules!"
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| '''Lilith:''' "Wow-- Cyane is an _incredible_ warrior."
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| '''Cyane:''' "If ya haven't got the heart for battle, you should never have agreed to be champion."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Well-- it seemed like a good idea at the time."
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| '''Simula:''' "Come on, Cyane!"
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| '''Cyane:''' "Ha-ha. Ha!"
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| '''Jason:''' "Yes."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Yeah."
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| '''Leeseus:''' "Well, Jason-- you were right, as always. He's a worthy champion. Well done, Hercules. Pack your things, ladies."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "Uh-- just a minute, Leeseus. I-- think you're forgetting something."
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| '''Leeseus:''' "And that would be?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "The rules of champions? You see, I win-- I get a reward."
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| '''Leeseus:''' "Reward. What're you talkin' about?"
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| '''Jason:''' [Interrupting] "It's in the scroll. Sorry about that-- rules are rules."
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| '''Leeseus:''' "What do you want? Land? Money? A new wing on the academy?"
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| '''Hercules:''' "Abolish slavery in Athens."
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| '''Leeseus:''' "Y-- you can't ask for that. The Amazons will go free."
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| '''Hercules:''' "Read the law. I can ask for anything I want."
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| '''Jason:''' "Hey-- you remember that one time, your chariot beat mine? You told me, great kings learned from their losses."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "And, today was a very expensive lesson."
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| '''Hercules:''' "I assume you're eager to settle your new homelands?"
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| '''Cyane:''' "Yeah-- it's gonna be a long, hard journey."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Hey-- I would _love_ to join in that journey-- if you'll-- have me. "
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| '''Cyane:''' "Well, of course-- you're welcome."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Ohh. Yes."
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| '''Hercules:''' "But she just got here."
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| '''Jason:''' "Women-- they keep you guessin'."
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| '''Lilith:''' "Cheiron-- I'm only sorry my training with you will end."
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| '''Cheiron:''' "Every beginning starts at another beginning's end. May you find what you seek with the Amazons."
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| '''Cyane:''' "You know, I never thought I'd say this to a man, Hercules. You've taught me a lesson-- not to-- judge the son by the father."
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| '''Simula's Voice:''' "Sisters! We leave now!"
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| '''Hercules:''' "I hope our paths cross again."
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| '''Cyane:''' "I do, too."
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| '''Iolaus:''' "You know? Guys-- I think I learned something from all this."
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| '''Hercules:''' "You?"
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| '''Jason:''' "What's that?"
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| '''Iolaus:''' "This body paint is really hard to get off."
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